* You're so tired, that you now answer the phone, “Hell” instead of Hello. * Mom calls to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, “Get off my back, bitch!” * When your parents inquire about your grades, you sing the Cookie Monster song: “C is for cookie, that's good enough for me…” * You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care. * You've got so much on your mind, you've forgotten how to pee. * Just to take a break from studying, you...