ODE TO HORNY AOL MEN There are so many men that sign on AOL,
they enter the chatrooms and say I'm horny as hell.
Are they really that stupid and f***ed in the head,
do they think we want cyber and not a real date instead? They try to impress us by saying they're buff,
when in fact half of them blow their nose on their cuff.
They try to convince us they are thoughtful and sweet,
but we know when they chat with us they're beating their meat. They tell us they're gorgeous, loving and kind,
when the truth is that most of them are out of their mind.
They tell us that they would make a really good catch,
the gals that they dated are what's making them scratch. They send us their pictures of how cute they are,
when you meet them they look like they been hit buy a car.
They say they run businesses or some hot resort,
but most of them can't even pay child support. So listen up ladies, if they sound to good to be true,
it probably is and they just want to cyber screw.




THINGS TO DO WHILE WAITING FOR AOL TO CONNECT

1) Your 1998 taxes.

2) Complete your BA degree.

3) Watch you hair grow.

4) Finally clean your keyboard.

5) Count the tiles on the ceiling 200 times.

6) Think about commercials you saw during the Super Bowl

7) Scribble I HAVE NO LIFE on a notepad.

8) Read War and Peace and write a book report on it.

9) Contemplate the meaning of a General Protection Fault.

10) Watch you AOL stocks decrease in value.

11) Become mezmerized by your screen saver.

12) Organize your desk.

13) Spend “quality time” with your hard drive.

14) Plan secret mission involving AOL headquarters and several rolls of toilet paper.

15) Try to remember the words to the pledge of allegiance.

16) Listen to the radio.

17) Contemplate the meaning of the word “unlimited.”

18) Clip your toenails. (or in my case, paint my toenails)
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I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF
-psycho 2001</b>

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