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I Want You (7 álit)

í Ljóð fyrir 15 árum, 3 mánuðum

Screw the roses, send in the thorns, chains and ropes, pleasing pain. Leather and lace, bound and torn, whipped and cuffed, hell and heaven to gain. Looking at you helpless makes me feel so strong. Whimpering in this darkness, I've wanted you for so long. I want to hear you scream and cry, beg for mercy, plead for your life. Try, run, lock the doors and hope for safety, but I will force myself on your body. Your my bitch, your my whore, your everything I deplore. Yet everything I love, with...

BLAZE – Blood & Belief (6 álit)

í Metall fyrir 19 árum, 7 mánuðum

BLAZE er stórmerkilegt fyrirbrigði, maðurinn sjálfur(Sem skýrði hljómsveitinna eftir sér) má líkja við Fönixinn, hann reis úr öskunni sem við kölluðum Iron Maiden(Sem sjálfir hafa risið úr sinni eiginn ösku) og hefur aldrei verið jafn líflegur. Nýjasti diskurinn sem heitir Blood & Belief fjallar að mestu leyti um líf Blaze þegar hann var í Iron Maiden og eftir Iron Maiden, og er soldið greinilegt að hann er heldur bitur í suma af sínum gagnrýnendum einsog heyrist í opnunarlaginnu Alive: “You...

BLAZE - Siliocon Messiah (15 álit)

í Metall fyrir 20 árum, 3 mánuðum

Blaze Bayley. Segið það sem þið viljið um hann en þið skulið ekki voga ykkur að segja að það var hann sem eyðilagði Iron Maiden á sínum tíma. Það hefið farið lengi á taugarnar mínar þegar fólk var að kenna honum um hörmungina sem heitir Virtual XI. Hann samdi ekki lögin, hann samdi bara texta. Gleymum ekki hver á Iron Maiden og ræður öllu því sem gerist þar. Þessi diskur sem ég er að gagnrýna núna heitir Silicon Messiah og er barnið hans Blaze. Eftir að Blaze var sparkað úr Iron Maiden þá...

Akira - 1988 (14 álit)

í Kvikmyndir fyrir 20 árum, 6 mánuðum

Vá… þetta er eina orðið sem ég get virkilega notað til að lýsa Akira. Til helvítis með Walt Disney teiknimyndirnar, Akira er besta teiknimyndin sem hefur verið gerð. Vá… Þessi teiknimynd var gefin út árið 1987, og er henni lýst sem Vísinda-hrollvekja. Hún er byggð á teiknmyndina-seríu eftir Katsuhiro Otomo. Söguþráðurinn er svo: Árið er 2019 30 ár eru liðin síðan þriðja heimstyrjöldin endaði. Sagan gerist í Neo-Tokyo, allt er í upplausn í Neo-Tokyo, það eru hryðjuverk framin á hverjum...

Iron Maiden - Dance of death (49 álit)

í Metall fyrir 20 árum, 6 mánuðum

Já Iron Maiden eru ennþá til. Og þessi plata sannar það algjörlega. Þessi plata er virkilega góð, betri en Virtual XI, en þó ekki jafngóð og 7th son of the 7th son. En áður en ég segi góðu hlutina um þessa plötu þá ætla ég að nöldra soldið. Hver var það sem hannaði þetta helvítis ferlíki, þaes, koverið. Þetta var greinilega gert í Poser, og það forrit sýgur. Ég meina hvar er Derek Riggs? Koverið sem hann teiknaði á Brave new world var frábær. En þetta, þetta á skilið að brenna í...

Hér eru Spurningar og svör um Írak (21 álit)

í Deiglan fyrir 21 árum, 1 mánuði

Þið sem kunnið ekki ensku þið verðið að fyrirgefa að ég þýddi þetta ekki. Ég hreinlega nennti því ekki en´mér fannst þetta of gott til að halda útaf fyrir mig. En þetta er tekið af vefnum www.beliefnet.com Do you know enough to justify going to war with Iraq? 1. Q: What percentage of the world's population does the U.S. have? A: 6% 2. Q: What percentage of the world's wealth does the U.S. have? A: 50% 3. Q: Which country has the largest oil reserves? A: Saudi Arabia 4. Q: Which country has...

Ástæður til að drekka (2 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 21 árum, 4 mánuðum

Chicken Soup for the Beer Drinkers Soul: 1. I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. – Frank Sinatra 2. Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I...

Nokkrir stuttir (2 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 21 árum, 4 mánuðum

Don't mess with this lady A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, “Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.” Let's go for stupid. A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy...

Topp V (11 álit)

í Metall fyrir 21 árum, 5 mánuðum

Fyrir einhverju tíma sendi ég á korkinn lista yfir bestu metall-diskum sem ég á. Núna ætla ég að skrifa smá grein um sama lista(nema að ég klippti 5 í burtu) og gefa stutta gagnrýni á hverjum disk fyrir sig. 1. Bruce Dickinson - Chemical Wedding Að mínu mati besti metall diskur allra tíma. Ekki eitt lélegt lag og engin lög sem gefa eftir. Enginn galli og allt pörfekt. Söngurinn hjá Bruce D. Hefur aldrei verið jafn öflugur síðan 7th son of the 7th son. Samleikur gítarleikaranna Roy Z og...

This is for you (7 álit)

í Ljóð fyrir 21 árum, 7 mánuðum

For me about you, one kiss is bliss, for me about you, one look is all it takes, for me about you, the voice is what I miss, smiling, laughing, talking, my whole system shakes. I want to spend my life with you, if I could I would write a book, all about you, me, us, about what we will do, you took my heart a part and gave it a new look. You've had this immense effect on me, and all of that effect for the good. You are the only one who has crept inside me, and taken a god look and loved it....

The Green dragon (2 álit)

í Ljóð fyrir 21 árum, 7 mánuðum

I just felt the Green dragon, swimming above my head. With powers of healing it comforts my heart and our bed. While watching the Green dragon, it reminds me of you. He tells me that you are sleeping, and I still think about the words “I do”. The Green Dragon concurs, from your lips they are the most beautyful words. Lets float in that moment of bliss; overwhelmed like looking after a flock of humming birds. Vows of the Green dragon are unbreakable, every time I look at it, I see your face....

Barna tré (6 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 21 árum, 8 mánuðum

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. The beech says to the birch: “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is,...

Stór maður í litlum bæ (1 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 21 árum, 8 mánuðum

Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town. He really wanted to impress everyone. He opened his new law office, but business was very slow at first. One day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived. As the man came to the door, Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking....

Grandma (0 álit)

í Ljóð fyrir 21 árum, 8 mánuðum

At last you've been invited to paradise, at last you are where you belong. I cried at your funeral, ‘cause I missed you, grandma, I wish that I could have told you… that I loved you. I wish I knew where you are, and I hope that you didn´t go far. I hope that you went to a good place, something like heaven, and that you went straight as the clock struck eleven. My only hope is that you didn’t have to suffer, and that the cancer made your soul tougher. Your four sons were ther by your...

Helloween - The Dark Ride (10 álit)

í Metall fyrir 21 árum, 8 mánuðum

Hverjir hérna kannast við Helloween? Eða betra hverjir hérna kannast ekki við Helloween? Hún er ein af örfáum hljómsveitum sem hafa getið breytt heilli þungarrokks-kynslóð. Þetta er hljómsveitin sem skapaði Power Metall með diskum sínum Keeper of the seven keys Part 1 & 2. Meðal þeirra hljómsveita sem telja þá sem einn af sínum goðum eru Hammerfall, Edguy, Blind Guardian, Stratovarius og margar aðrar hljómsveitir. Þessi hljómsveit fékk strax nafnið á sig The Happy Metallers sem er mjög svo...

Körfubolta-auglýsingar (2 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 22 árum

Basketball Player A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a basketball player. They start to talk, and eventually, go back to his place. They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK. “What's that?” the lady questions. “Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me.” Then the man takes off his pants, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE. “What's that?” the lady...

Heppinn póstur (4 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 22 árum

Lucky Mailman It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door...

29 vísbendingar að þú sért Kanadískur (2 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 22 árum

SIGNS THAT YOU MAY BE CANADIAN! 1. You're not offended by the term “HOMO MILK” 2. You understand the phrase “Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield.” 3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars. 4. You drink Pop, not Soda. 5. You know that a Mickey and 2-4's mean, “party at the camp, eh!!!” 6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays (not vacation), with good cigars and no Americans. 7. You know that a pike is a...

Topp 10...(Annar hluti) (2 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 22 árum

…hlutir sem konan mundi gera ef hún fengi typpi í einn dag. 10. Get ahead faster in the corporate world. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if...

Topp 10... (1 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 22 árum

… sem menn mundu gera ef þeir vöknuðu með píku 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes. 4. Have multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and...

Sannar sögur... eða hvað? (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 22 árum

Who's minding the shop ?? … AT CUSTOMER SERVICE This week, all our office phones went dead and I had to contact the telephone repair people. They promised to be out between 8:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m. When I asked if they could give me a smaller time window, the pleasant gentleman asked, “Would you like us to call you before we come?” I replied that I didn't see how he would be able to do that, since our phones weren't working. He also requested that we report future outages by email. (Does YOUR...

Hér er lausnin... (1 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 22 árum

A SOLUTION to the crisis in the airline industry Federal Aviation Agency 800 Independence Avenue S.W. Washington D.C. 20591 Dear Sirs; I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course,...

Kínversk spakmæli (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 22 árum

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: Man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not...

Karlmenn Sameinist!!!! (6 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 22 árum, 2 mánuðum

WORDS TO LIVE BY………… MEN OF THE WORLD FIGHT BACK: For Women.. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 2. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 3. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer. 4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present...

Reykingar eru lausnin. (36 álit)

í Deiglan fyrir 22 árum, 3 mánuðum

ÉG veit að þetta er gamalt umræðuefni en mér finnst þessi grein bara vera of góð til að vera ekki hér —————————————————————- Gott fólk. Þá er komið að því. Tíminn þegar ríkið tekur upp Marxíska hugmyndafræði við fjölmiðla, fyrir á sem vita ekki hvað ég á við með því þá skal ég útskýra. Marxísk Hugmyndafræði gengur út á það að ríkið á alla fjölmiðla. Og skulu vera tæki í uppbyggingu kommúnísks samfélags. Ég veit að Davíð og félagar eru ekki kommúnistar en þeir eru samt byrjaðir að haga eins...

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I Want You (7 álit)

BLAZE – Blood & Belief (6 álit)

BLAZE - Siliocon Messiah (15 álit)

Akira - 1988 (14 álit)

Iron Maiden - Dance of death (49 álit)

Hér eru Spurningar og svör um Írak (21 álit)

Ástæður til að drekka (2 álit)

Nokkrir stuttir (2 álit)

Topp V (11 álit)

This is for you (7 álit)

The Green dragon (2 álit)

Barna tré (6 álit)

Stór maður í litlum bæ (1 álit)

Grandma (0 álit)

Helloween - The Dark Ride (10 álit)

Körfubolta-auglýsingar (2 álit)

Heppinn póstur (4 álit)

29 vísbendingar að þú sért Kanadískur (2 álit)

Topp 10...(Annar hluti) (2 álit)

Topp 10... (1 álit)

Sannar sögur... eða hvað? (0 álit)

Hér er lausnin... (1 álit)

Kínversk spakmæli (0 álit)

Karlmenn Sameinist!!!! (6 álit)

Reykingar eru lausnin. (36 álit)

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