…hlutir sem konan mundi gera ef hún fengi typpi í einn dag.

10. Get ahead faster in the corporate world.
9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may
seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny
as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which
occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which
causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

The NUMBER ONE thing women would do if they woke up with a penis…

1. Repeat number 9.