Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out walking one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. “I'll give each of you one wish, that's 3 wishes total” says the genie. The Canadian says, “I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer and my son also will farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada”. With a blink of the genies eye, poof, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around...