The next day the Pope was called in, the Devil said his good-bye, and he began his journey to heaven. Along the way, he met Clinton, who was on his way down. They stopped to chat.
The Pope said, “Sorry about the mix-up. By the time you get to hell, it's really too late to save any souls.”
Clinton replied, “No problem. I'm sure I'll be with more familiar company down below, anyway.”
The Pope continued, “Well, I'm really excited about going to heaven.”
“Why's that?” Clinton asked.
“All my life I've wanted to meet the Virgin Mary,” the Pope replied.
“Oh,” said Clinton. “I'm afraid you're a day late.”
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