One day a man walks into a bar with a lil man on his shoulder. The man looks all depressed and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender gives the guy a beer, then the little man runs down his arm and knocks it over. This happens a few more times, the bartender would give the guy a beer then the little man would run down his arm and knock it over. The bartender says, “Ok ill give you 1 more but thats it” So he gives the guy one beer and the guy puts his hand on the arm so the little man wouldnt knock it over, but the little man runs down the other arm and knocks it over. The bartender says, “What the hell iz that thing?” The guy replied, “Well i was walking along the beach and i found Aladdin's lamp, when 1 rubbed it a genie popped out and said he'd give me one wish.” The bartender says, “Well, what did you wish for?” The guy said, “Well, i wished for a 12 inch prick and i got this guy”