This was in the Washington Post… the title of the article was “Best Comeback Line Ever.” In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male,resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County Courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. “You know, a pumpkin is soft and...