Every time Peter's mother invited her lover to their home, she put Peter in the closet. One day her husband came home early, so her lover quickly hid in the closet with the boy. “Hey, mister,” Peter said, “it's kinda dark in here, isn't it?” “Why, yes, as a matter of fact it is.” “Hey, you wouldn't want to buy my old baseball, would you? My dad just bought me a new one.” “No, you don't really need baseballs in my line of work.” “If you don't buy my baseball,” Peter said, “I'll tell my dad...