Me: hello, im the devil God: Hello there. That's a very nice name, SATAN. Me: hey what is the name of the fallen angel God: You've got my full attention. IKEA. Me: how is ikea God: Fine as far as I know. Me: did he get his wings back God: Suppose he did. Me: i want wings, can you give me wings God: Why do you want it? Me: so i can fly up to heaven and kill you and take control over the earth God: Yay. Oh you can, can you? Me: yes God: How? Me: by begging you to give me a pair of wings God:...