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Me:
ho
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
waever
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
am i a fag?
God:
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
yes, so do i.

okij…ekki treysta guð =D

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
MY NAME IS HI!!!!
God:
Glad to see you, HI.
Me:
NOT HI!! Hi!!
God:
Oh I get it. Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
HI!!!!
God:
Hello. What is your name?

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Erla Besta
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Erla Besta.
Me:
I Look up to you
God:
You sound very attractive.
Me:
creepy
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Svoldið Hrædd :|

Me:
hello, im the devil
God:
Hello there. That's a very nice name, SATAN.
Me:
hey what is the name of the fallen angel
God:
You've got my full attention. IKEA.
Me:
how is ikea
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
did he get his wings back
God:
Suppose he did.
Me:
i want wings, can you give me wings
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
so i can fly up to heaven and kill you and take control over the earth
God:
Yay. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes
God:
How?
Me:
by begging you to give me a pair of wings
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
yes
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck.

God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.

Me:
are u a perv
God:
Am I a perv? Sometimes.

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