Þetta las ég einhversstaðar: Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquarters near Paris found English to be an easy language … until they tried to pronounce it. To help them discard an array of accents, the verses below were devised. After trying them, a Frenchman said he'd prefer six months at hard labor to reading six lines aloud. Try them yourself. ENGLISH IS TOUGH STUFF ====================== Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will...