What the…? Sprite? Are you out of your mind, boy? This is The Pale Dwarf, not a soda stall! Let me show you a demonstration of WHAT people order here normally, lad: “Fresh beer! And a king-sized mug!” That's how one should do it, lad! Think! Use your brain, then waste it! Luxurious life Beyond me wife She can't catch me now I'm a drunken madman Married to THE cow I'm a drunken madman Beautiful gal She called herself Sal Ran I away faster than my feet? No, I'm a drunken madman I sat my bottom...