We Don't Swerve Blondes Here A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the road. The blonde at the wheel looked very confused and scared. “What's going on here, ma'am?” “Well, I was driving along when all of a sudden there was a tree right in my path. I swerved to miss it, but there was another tree. And after that, another, and another.” The cop looked inside her car and sighed. “Ma'am. That's your air freshener.” Deer Tracks Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they...