Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home. “Hello” Says a little girl's voice. “Hi, honey, it's Daddy,” says Bob. “Is Mommy near the phone?” “No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank.” After a brief pause, Bob says, “But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, Honey!” “Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom...