The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. “Okay,” the sheriff drawled, “What is 1 and 1?” “Eleven,” she replied. The sheriff thought to himself, “That's not what I meant, but she's right.” Then the sheriff asked, “What two days of the week start with the letter ‘T’?”. “Today and tomorrow.” replied the blonde. He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. “Now, listen carefully, who killed...