A priest took a sabbatical to a fishing lodge. On the last day of his trip, he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in. The guide, holding a net, yelled, “Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!” “Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!” the priest said. “No, Father,” replied the guide, “that's what kind of fish it is. It's a Son of a Bitch fish!” “Really? Well help me land this Son of a Bitch!” chimed the priest. Once in the boat, they marveled at the monster. “Father,...