Carlos calls his boss in the morning: Ey, boss i no come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, my legs hurt I no work today. The boss says: You know Carlos I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me a blowjob. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that. 2 hours later Carlos calls: Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I'll be at work soon. And by the way, you got nice house. ——————————————-...