In Iceland, the natives normally drink Egils Apelsín which is a mixture of Cow and Horse urine, invented by Afghan terrorist leaders while they lived there.

Lysi was invented by the great man Jói Fel in the year of 872 AD. Two years later Ingólfur Arnarsson (a viking) stole the formula and he decided to flee to Faroe islands with it, but Ingólfur didn't have a compass so he missed the islands and discovered instead a little island in The Middle of Nowhere, which he named Iceland. Ingólfur told the people of Iceland to preserve the formula and drink a lot of it, most of them didn't (Icelanders are famous their habit of ‘not listening to other people’).

he best known Icelandic sportsman is without doubt Dr. Helmut Sigmundsson who won six gold medals in the 1988 summer olympics held in Seoul. He got even more famous two weeks later when he lost his medals after being found guilty of drug abuse. During the contest he had apparently drunken nine bottles of an Icelandic drink called Lysi which only contains fish oil and has more affect on the body than amphetamine.

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In 1999 the leading Icelandic Supermarket, and thereby the strongest force in Icelandic politics, Kringlan (the pringle), gathered every farmer in Reykjavík to a state council and encouraged them to go off on a war with their grand enemy, the americans, commonly known as “kanamellurnar”