Hafnfirðingar Tveir Hafnfirðingar voru að reyna að mæla hæðina á fánastöng. Annar rétti upp málbandið, sem var úr málmi og þegar það var komið í vissa hæð beyglaðist það saman og féll til jarðar. Þá steig annar upp á axlirnar á hinum og reyndi sömu aðferð, en málbandið féll niður áður en það komst alla leið. Meðan á þessu stóð kom Reykvíkingur aðvífandi og spurði hvað þeir væru að gera. Jú þeir sögðust vera að reyna mæla hæðina á fjárans flaggstönginni. Reykvíkingurinn hristi hausinn gekk að...

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde,tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don´t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.” Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated,...

In the Birmingham Mercury (UK) (Sunday, January 7, 2001): Worker Dead at Desk for Five Days Bosses of a publishing firm are trying to work out why no one noticed one of their employees had been sitting dead at his desk for FIVE DAYS before anyone asked if he was feeling okay. George Turklebaum, 51, who had been employed as a proofreader for 30 years, had a heart attack in the open-plan office he shared with 23 other workers. He quietly passed away on Monday, but nobody noticed until Saturday...