When my eyes first met you, my jaw fell down to my hairy man-boobs. [Hér væri eðlilegra að segja “my jaw dropped to my hairy man-boobs” I could not believe that anything in this world could be so charming. [Ef þú ert að segja að þú gætir ekki trúað að eitthvað gæti verið blabla þá ok en mér finndist I did not believe…" You were so round. You were rounder than my plumber’s ass. You were so god damn attractive, you even looked savoury, so savoury, I wanted to take a bite of you, maybe even eat...