A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say: “Red………………cherry,” “Yellow….. ……….lemon,” “Green…………….lime,” “O range……………orange.” Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. “Well,” he said, “I'll...

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, “Up nuts!” And the inmates complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, “Down Nuts!” And they all sat. After a home run he yelled, “Cheer nuts!” And they all broke into applause and cheers. Things were going very...

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