I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, When he made Pearl Harbor. I miss you more than that movie missed the point, And that's an awful lot, girl. And now, now you've gone away, And all I'm trying to say, is: Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you. I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, He was terrible in that film. I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, He's way better than Ben Affleck. And now, all I can think about is your smile, and that shitty movie, too!...