yo momma has a dog, and it's stupid. so people call it by going “hey stupid, come here.” yo momma is so stupid, you told her Pi * r^2 and she yo mommas so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, “Li'l Mary will never amount to anything”. yo mommas so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! yo mommas so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.” yo mommas so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot...