yo momma has a dog, and it's stupid. so people call it by
going “hey stupid, come here.”
yo momma is so stupid, you told her Pi * r^2 and she
yo mommas so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when
she was 10 and said, “Li'l Mary will never amount to
anything”.
yo mommas so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new
hamburger at McDonalds!
yo mommas so stupid when she read on her job application
to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”
yo mommas so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
yo mommas so stupid she stole free bread.
yo mommas so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mommas so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell
check.
yo mommas so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her
own back.
Yo mommas so stupid she thought she needed a token to get
on Soul Train.
Yo mommas so stupid when asked on an application, “Sex?”,
she marked, “M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.”
Yo mommas so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how
long she slept.
Yo mommas so stupid when you stand next to her you hear
the ocean!
Yo mommas so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mommas so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the
couch!
Yo mommas so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day
care center.
Yo mommas so stupid she bought a videocamera to record
cable tv shows at home.
Yo mommas so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she
took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mommas so stupid she jumped out the window and went
up.
Yo mommas so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple
Rain.
Yo mommas so stupid that under “Education” on her job
apllication, she put “Hooked on Phonics.”
Yo mommas so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was
heating your house.
Yo mommas so stupid she watches “The Three Stooges” and
takes notes.
Yo mommas so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and
chose Jif.
Yo mommas so stupid she can't say the joke right.
Your Mom's so stupid she told everyone that she was
“illegitiment” because she couldn't read
Your Mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Your Mom is so stupid she didn't know what a tripple
humbucker with two-way switching and a floyd rose double
locking tremolo was.
Your Mom is so stupid she told me this joke and thought it
was hilarious.
Your Mom is so stupid she could't even pass a blood test.
Your Mom's so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican
phone company.
Your Mom's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a
money back refund.
Your Mom's so stupid she saw a sign that said “Disneyland
Left” so the bitch went home.
Your Mom's so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Your Mom's so stupid, she had you!!
Your Mom's so stupid she asked you “What is the number for
911”
Your Mom's so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not
admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Your Mom is so stupid she tried to shake hands with a palm
tree.
Your Mom's so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to
make-up her mind
Your Mom's so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets
a bowl
Your Mom's so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Your Mom's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and
starved!
Your Mom's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in
alphabetical order!
Your Mom's so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Your Mom's so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Your Mom's so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Your Mom's so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Your Mom's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Your Mom is so stupid she fell out of the window ironing the
curtain
Your Mom's so stupid she clicked on an Ad Banner!
Your Mom is so stupid, she thinks you're smart!
Your Mom is so stupid, she thinks the spirit realm is a
basketball team!
Your Mom's so stupid she can only count to twenty if she's
barefoot!
Your Mom is so stupid she drove to her car.
Your Mom is stupid she got locked inside food store and
starved to death.
Your Mom is so stupid she sold her tv to buy a video
Your Mom is so stupid she couldn't get over the self-portrait
she saw every time she walked into the bathroom.
Your Mom is so stupid she brought a remote to the movies!
Your Mom's so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Your Mom is so stupid she attatched 16 Mb of RAM into the
4916 PORT instead of her motherboard
Your Mom is so stupid she thinks wreslting is real!
Your Mom is so stupid, she thought the “W” on the Periodic
Table stood for water.
Your Mom is so stupid she brought her car back cause there
were no gloves in the glove compartment
Your Mom is so stupid, she got fired from a blowjob!
Your Mom is so stupid, she brought a ladder to a Giants
game!
Your Mom is so stupid she said she couldn't afford a free car
wash
Your Mom is so stupid she thinks these jokes are funny.
Your Mom is so stupid that she eats monopoly and craps
connect four
Your Mom is so stupid she locked her self in side the car
Your Mom is so stupid she thought she needed a token to get
into soul trian
Your Mom is so stupid she got lost in the desert and froze to
death
Your mom is so stupid she got locked in Mc Donalds and lost
150 pounds.
Your mom is so stupid when she robbed the store, she came
out with a receipt.
Your Mom is so stupid, she thought that Fruit Punch was a
gay boxer.
Your Mom's so stupid she sold the car for gas money.
Your Mom's so stupid she thinks having an ugly-ass kid like
you was her greatest achievement!
Your Mom's so stupid she tried to knock a bird off the cliff!
Your Mom's so stupid she tried to drown a fish!
Your Mom's so stupid she tripped over the cordless phone.
Your mom is so stupid; she thought Johnny Cash was a pay
toilet.
Your Mom's so stupid; you come in and say it's chilly outside,
she'll run out with a spoon!
Your Mom is so stupid she threw a ball in the air and missed.
Your Mom is so stupid she got locked inside a motorcycle!
Your mom is so stupid, she went to pick up your sister at the
airport and saw a sign which said, “Airport Left”, so turned
around and went
home.
Your Mom's so stupid was born on Independence Day and
can't remember her birthday.
Your mom is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a
hole in it.
Your mom is so stupid she got strangled by a cordless
phone.
Your mom is so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by
jumping from the basement window!
Your mom's so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and
missed!
Your Mom is so stupid, she returned her car because she
couldn't get closed captioning for the radio!
Your Mom's so stupid, she got stabbed in a gun fight.
Your Mom's so stupid, when you were a baby she only
changed your diaper once a month, because on the box it
said “Good for up to 15
pounds”.
Your Mom is so stupid, when I look into her eyes, I see the
back of her head.
Your Mom's so stupid that she traded her car for gas money!!
Your Mom is so stupid, she thought menopause was a button
on the tape deck!
Your Mom is so stupid she installed an ejection seat in a
helicopte