Peter Griffin: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be? Glen Quagmire: Taylor Hanson. Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy. Glen Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. “Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire.” Peter Griffin: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire. Glen Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible. [pause] Glen Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.