Joey: How you doin' ? - Friends

“I'm gonna catch that sucker, even if it's gonna be the last thing i ever do” - Blues Brothers

það eru nú nokkrar í uppáhaldi hjá mér.

“It's A Strange World” - Blue Velvet
“I Love The Smell Of A Napalm In The Morning” - Apocalypse Now
“I'm Gonna Go Get The Papers, Get The Papers” - Goodfellas
“This Would Sharpen You Up And Make You Ready For A Bit Of The Old Ultra-Violence” - A Clockwork Orange

Ace Ventura: Loo-hoo-se-her (eðaeitthvað)
BMX Cop: Then I remember what I whas taught in BMX collage, ninjas only respond to bullets
Ace Ventura: Like a glove


Æææ vildi bara segja eitthvað.

Become vengeance, David. .. become wrath. Se7en

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. Fight Club

Believe it! Naruto English Dub

Eitthvað úr Sin City líklega :P

Gentlemen, trials are too important to be left up to juries. Gene Hackman,Runaway Jury.

“im pretty fucking far away from being O.K.” - Pulp Fiction

“you have only been dating her for 2 weeks, i've had a longer relationship with a milk carten then that.” - Friends

“T…..T is for Turtle” - South Park

Martin Riggs - we´re back, we´re bad, your black, i´m mad !!! Lethal Weapon 2

“I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.” - Don Vito Corleone úr The Godfather.

“Hey deadhead, have a bite of this”

Spaced

Ekki uppáhalds en ætla samt að skella henni inn.

“I dont care about your country, or your president”
Snake Pliskin, Escape from NY.

Punk línan hans Harry Callahan - Clint Eastwood.

“glory to the hypnotoad” Futurama
“I'm Death” “Death? we dont want any” Simpsons
“Too tight? You can land a jumbo fuckin jet in that space” Snatch
“Can you please take my pies out of the oven” Steven Seagal, Under Siege
“Which one of you bitches wants to dance, oh Millwall.. I know that chant, Millwall oh Millwall you are really dreadfull and your girlfriends are unsatisfied and alienated” Bernard Black, Black Books

vá ég gæti verið að þessu í allan dag

Endalausar quotes sem maður gæti tekið upp úr myndinni Serenity, og þáttunum Firefly.
Loveit.
Koma með nokkrar bara hérna.

Serenity
Jayne: “Shiny, let's be bad guys.”

Wash: “This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.”
Mal: “Define ‘interesting’.”
Wash: “Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?”

Mal: “Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong-luh mah?”

The Operative: “Secrets are not my concern. Keeping them is.”

Mal: “I aim to misbehave.”

Firefly
Wash: “This sounds like something from Science Fiction.”
Zoe: “Honey, we live in a space ship.”
Wash: “So?”

Simon Tam: “You're like… a trained ape. Without the training.”

Mal: “It looks like we arrived just in the nick of time. What does that make us?”
Zoe: “Big damn heroes, sir.”
Mal: “Ain't we just.”

Mal: “One of you is gonna fall and die. And I'm not cleaning it up.”

Zoe: “I know somethin' ain't right.”
Wash: “Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right we'd be in jail.”

Best að láta þetta nægja, en ég get grafið upp endalaust af quotes úr þessum mögnuðum þáttum, og myndinni sjálfri líka.
Mæli með henni fyrir þá sem hafa ekki athugað hana, og þættina auðvitað líka.

Svo eru auðvitað fleiri myndir (og þættir jú) sem eru með alger snilldar quotes, en ojæja.

- Your clothes may say disco, but your eyes say rock'n'roll…
- Well, your beltbuckle may say rock'n'roll, but your breath says pepperoni, baby.

“The greates trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist” - Verbal Kint.

Kujan: Who is Keyser Soze?
Kint: Ah FUCK!!!!

“Keaton always said ”I don't believe in god but I am afraid of him. Now I believe in god en the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze!

The Usual Suspects er besta mynd sem gerð hefur verið.

“No one gives it to you. You have to take it.” - Frank Costello

Ásamt þessu í undirskriftinni minni.

,, My mama used to say life was like a box of chocolate, you never know what you're gonna get "

- Ton Hanks(Forrest Gump)

þetta er i undirskrift en
“Isn't that right Mr.Scream?” “HEEEE HEE HEEEEEE” Waynes World 2

“I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.” - Don Vito Corleone - The Godfather.

“ My mama used to say life was like a box of chocolate, you never know what you're gonna get ”
(Tom hanks - Forrest Gump)

“I'm Getting to old for this shit” (Danny Glover Lethal Weapon)

Randel: No sir the not a gift from God, they are an unholy curse from the beast we call the dessilit one. The first of the fallen,the spoiler of vergins,the master of abortions. Let me help you out of your chear. Grandma what was it like to be on the hly day side? - Clerks 2

Mér finnst þessi alltaf jafn fyndin

Well, yes mate. See, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly… stupid.

Okay now let's get an answer from someone who is not a complete retard. Mr. Garrison í south park myndinni

Slímugur en bragðgóður.- Lion King

Hér er smá sena í brúðkaupinu í byrjuninni á fyrstu Godfather-myndinni sem mér fannst skemmtileg

Michael: When Johnny was first starting out, he was signed to this personal service contract with a big bandleader. And as his career got better and better, he wanted to get out of it. Now, Johnny is my father's godson. And my father went to see this bandleader. And he offered him 10,000 dollars to let Johnny go, but the bandleader said no. So the next day my father went to see him, only this time with Luca Brasi. Within an hour, he signed a release for a certified cheque of 1,000 dollars.
Kay: How did he do that?
Michael: My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
Kay: What was that?
Michael: Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract. That's a true story.

Mér líkar mjög vel við endalínuna á þessari senu.

It's not easy having a good time, even smiling makes my face ache.
-Frank N. Furter, Rocky horror

“THank you best of my friend”
-Texti í japönsku lagi :P ekki hægt að vera með verri ensku

Jesus Quintana:
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes “click.”
þeir sem ekki vita úr hvaða mynd þetta er ættu að skammast sín.

Turkish: Hurry before ze Germans get here!

Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

og sirka 164 setningar úr Firefly.

Ó þær eru mjög margar en ég ætla að koma með helstu úr mynd sem ég man eftir :D

Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks.

Jack Sparrow: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we dont' have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?

- Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest


—————–

Jack Sparrow: [With his back to Elizabeth, thinking that she is a man] Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!
Elizabeth Swann: I'm here to find the man I love.
Jack Sparrow: [Startled] Deeply flattered, boy, but my first and only love is the sea.
Elizabeth Swann: Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: [Turning around] Elizabeth!
[to Gibbs]
Jack Sparrow: Hide the rum.

- Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest -



—————-

Jack Sparrow: [holds up jar of dirt] Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli!
[falls down stairs, holds up jar again]
Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got.
Jack Sparrow: [sing-song] I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

- Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest -




—————-

Hér er önnur ný og fræg mynd líka:


Captain Vallenueva: [about Barbossa] Shoot him!
Captain Jocard: Cut out his tongue!
Jack Sparrow: Shoot him, cut out his tongue and shoot his tongue… and maybe trim that straggly beard of his.

- Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End -



—————



[Barbossa is giving orders and Jack repeats the order]
Barbossa: What are you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'?
Barbossa: No, what *are* you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'?
Barbossa: *No!* What *are* you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship.
Barbossa: The captain of the ship *is* givin' orders.
Jack Sparrow: My ship, makes me captain.
Barbossa: They be my charts!
Jack Sparrow: Well, that makes you
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: chartman.
Pintel: Stow it! Both of you! That's an order! Understand?
[Jack and Barbossa stare at him]
Pintel: Sorry. I just thought with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration, sorry.
Ragetti: [to Pintel] I'd vote for you.

- Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End -
Hló endalaust af þessari.



—————




Jack Sparrow: You know, for all that pirates are clever-clogs, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things.
Gibbs: Like?
Jack Sparrow: I once sailed with a geezer lost both his arms and part of his eye.
Gibbs: What did you call him?
Jack Sparrow: [pause] Larry.

- Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End
Hló líka mikið af þessari :D


Man ekki eftir mörgum örðum, bæti bara við ef ég man eftir fleirum.

Alltof margar… en “You are a handsome devil… What's your name?” lifir sterk… vel nothæf lína líka ;)

Du-dude-Friends

Það er engin skeið!

Einnig vill ég bæta við:

Brian Fantana: I mean common Ed! This is bullcrap! Don´t get me wrong, I love the ladys they (eitthvað read my engines)! But they don´t belong in the newsroom

Champ Kind: It is anchorman! Not anchorlady! And that is a scientific fact!

Brick Tamland: I DON´T KNOW WHAT WE´RE YELLING ABOUT!

Brian Fantana: You´re with us Ron, what do you think.

Ron Burgundy: Ju..s. It´s terrible! She has beutiful eyes and her hair smells like cinnamon!

Brick Tamland: LOUD NOISES!


elska Brick Tamland karakterinn í myndinni :D:D

Anchorman: The legend of Ron Burgundy

Úr face off 1997
[shows Archer his wedding ring]
Castor Troy: See anything you like?

og líka úr sömu mynd

Dietrich: Hey Sean, how's your dead son?

LOTR(Gimli):

And my Axe!!!

Viva La Bam(Don Vito):

You fell outta the sky I aint listenin' to nothin' you say

Svo auðvitað miklu fleira, þetta er það sem ég er nýbúinn að horfa á:S

Fyrsta sem mér dettur í hug er:
Dumb and Dumber: Loyd Christmas: “Hey Harry old buddy old pal.”
Þarf kannski að horfa á þetta til að fatta þetta.

hvaða setning sem er á meðan að eitt af eftirfaranid orðum er í þeim : kondsjana, hiemtjín, næjjjjjjs og skokkaðettabara

Meira svona samtal hjá mér.

Roberta: You can't get pregnant from french-kissing!

Chrissy: I know that, beetle-brain, but it's common knowledge that if you tongue-kiss a boy, he automatically thinks you'll do the deed with him. They can't help it. They're driven.

Samantha: Oh? And what deed would that be?

Chrissy: You know… planting the seed and watering the flower. Isn't that how it works?

Now and then.

“You're not real, that gun… that gun isn't even in your hand. It's in my hand.”
“Good for you. It doesn't change a thing.”
- Fight Clu

Vandetta: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into poster on wall]
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

…ef þetta er ekki ein lengsta setning sem hefur verið sögð með jafnmörgum V í og er merkilega töff.

“Like a glove”.- Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey
“Yibby-kay-jey mother fucker”. - Die Hard , Jhon (mac)Caine (Eða e-ð)
“How you doing”. - Friends , Joey

Through the darkness of futures past
The magician longs to see
One chants out between two worlds
Fire Walk With Me

Twin Peaks

'What is your mother's maiden name'? What's her first name?! I just knew her as ‘Ma’! Ma. That'll have to do. - Bernard Black - Black Books

Ace ventura - Like a Glove !

nobody fucks with the Jesus

God: “Nietzche is Dead”

Who the hell are you and why should I care? Bender, Futurama

He was *twitching* because he's got my axe EMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM! - Gimli LOTR The two towers

MAX: You - you killed him?

VINCENT: No. I - I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.

Collateral

Mín uppáhaldslína var sögð í alvörunni og síðan var gerð bíómynd um hann og hann sagði línuna þar líka þannig ég tel það með

“I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.” -PATTON
og þessi frábæru orð sagði George Smith Patton sjálfur, næstflottasti gæinn í seinni heimstyrjöldinni eftir Rommel :)

John McClane, Die Hard “Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.”

A lion? Why don't you just get a dog, like everybody else?

Dude… you can get past a dog, but NOBODY fucks with a lion!

–Grandma's boy

“As for my part. Regret nothing. Have lived life free from compromise and step into the shadow now without complaint.”

-Rorschach úr Watchmen

“A mammoth! The woolly kind!”

-Big Fish

“I don´t trust any of you dogfuckers!”

-Spider Jerusalem úr Transmetropolitan

longest yard : down shrek, down !

And Theeeeeennnn!

“You´ll be purse”

Arnoldinn að skjóta krókódíl sem ræðst á hann

E-r: Mig langar líka til costa del sol
Orri (langidrjólinn): Ekki mig, skítapleis!

Og úr hvaða mynd er þetta?^^

team america - There are three kinds of people in this world- Dicks, pussies, and assholes. pussies are just people trying to get world peace, dicks are people who fuck around without thinking clearly, and asshole. they just try to shit on everything. And you see, pussies hate dicks, because dicks fuck pussies, but dicks also fuck assholes. and sometiimes, pussies get so full of shit, they become assholes them selves, because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. so, if you don't let us fuck this asshole, theres gonna be shit, all over our pussies and our dicks!

Nýtt líf - Siggi! Siggi Mæjónes

austin power 1 - We have to find doctor evil

star wars - Luke .. I am your father

family guy - Peter: By the way Lois, I got a piercing over there. I'm not going to tell you where but I will give you a hint–it wasn't on my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls.

Með allt á hreinu - það verður engin andskotans rúta, það verður langferðarbíll!

Með allt á hreinu - ef ég fæ hattinn þá kemst ég örugglega í stuð

Fuck off í samnefndri kvikmynd.

Hehe, nei segi svona. Mín uppáhalds er sennilega “hvernig geta svona hlutir gerst” - Allir Litir hafsins eru kaldi

This is my rifle and this is my gun, this is for war and this is for fun. Full Metal Jacket

á miklu fleiri þaðan bara svo langt síðan ég sá hana að ég þori ekki að Quota.

“this shit's between me and you, and mr. soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain rapist here.”

-Pulp Fiction

Allt, allt of mörg quote.. Nokkur:

“I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.” - Don Vito Corleone, The Godfather

“Oh maan, I shot Marvin in the face.” - Vincent Vega, Pulp Fiction

“It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache.” - Frank N Furter, The Rocky horror picture show

“Two things. Don't tell nobody about this. This shit is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In Agonizing-Pain Rapist here.” - Marsellus Wallace, Pulp Fiction

“The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is: I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches GOT ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY, NOW'S THE FUCKING TIME ! … I didn't think so.” - O-Ren Ishii, Kill Bill Vol.1

“My warrior woman. My Valkyrie. You'll always be mine, always and never. Never. The Fire, baby. It'll burn us both. It'll kill us both. There's no place in this world for our kind of fire. Always and never” - Dwight McCarthy, Sin City

“Ellerby: Go fuck yourself.
Dignam: I'm tired from fucking your wife.
Ellerby: How is your mother?
Dignam: Good, she's tired from fucking my father.” - The Departed


Annars eru t.d myndir eins og The Departed, Ficgt Club og nánast allar myndir Quentin Tarantino fullar af snilldar quoteum.

Ekki viss, en

“It's the crap that bores the crap out of crap” - Charlie í Two and a half men

hún er góð í samhengi

You're born, take a shit. Get out in the world, you take more shit. Climb a little higher, you take less shit. Until one day you're up in the reirified atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the Layer Cake son.

Michael Gambon - Layer Cake

Hér eru nokkrar af mínum uppáhalds setningum

“Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?” -Jack Nicholson í hlutverki Joker, Batman

“Here comes Johnny!” -Jack Nicholson í myndinni Shining

“Yippy kayey mothafucka!” -Bruce Willis sem John McClane, Die Hard

og annar one-liner meistari

“You're fired!” -Arnold Schwartzenegger, True Lies

YOU CAN NOT PASS!!! Gandalf á móti Balrogg-inum í Lord of the Rings: The fellowship of the ring

Bætt við 19. júní 2007 - 20:52
Bugger! Captain Jack Sparrow í Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man´s Chest er líka snilld!

“I Love The Smell Of A Napalm In The Morning” - Apocalypse Now

og svo náttúrulega
“mmmm donuts grrrr” - Simpsons

“I have exrtisised the demons. This house is clear.” - Ace Ventura

“Is there eny hope for Frodo?
- Fool's hope” - Lord of the Rings

“I didnt exally do eny of thees things Larry. Charly Cosemberg did. I was maid in a facktury. Im maid out of wax Larry. what are you maid of?” - Night ar the Museum

“lahu seher!” - Ace Ventura.

—–
biðs velvirðungar á stafsetningarvillum… eða þannig :D

“There is no I in team.”
“There is a me though if you jumble it up.”-House