300 (2006)
---
Dory: [reading a door] Hey, look. "Esc-a-pay". I wonder what that means? That's funny, it's spelled just like the word "escape."Finding Nemo (2003)
---
Sonny: Kiss meDog Day Afternoon (1975)
---
Hercules Ha, ha, ha. You have strucked Hercules.Hercules in New York (1970)
---
Loach:What happened to your nose, Gittes? Somebody slammed a bedroom window on it?Chinatown(1974)
---
Einnar töku atriði - Boogie Nights
Senda má linka á stjórnendur.Spiderman 3 (2007)
---
Wyatt Earp:How are you?Tombstone(1993)
---
Michael Jordan:But I'm a baseball player now.Space Jam (1996)
---
Patrick Bateman:I don't think we should see each other any more.American Psycho (2000)
---
Whistler: Better wear your sunblock, Buttercup.Blade II (2002)
---
Dennis Hope: If you think that Mick Jagger will still be doing the whole rock star thing at age fifty, well, then, you are sorely, sorely mistaken.Almost Famous (2000)
---
Edward: Kevin, you wanna play scissors, paper, stone again?Edward Scissorhands (1990)
---
Mr. Gibbs: Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot. Mother's love. Jack. You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleepin'. Its bad luck.Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
---
Max: My God! Let me get a look at you. You know, you look like shit. What's your secret?The Score(2001)
---
Gollum: It came to me, my own, my love... my... preciousssss.The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
---
Michael Moore: It was the morning of April 20th 1999, and it was pretty much like any other morning in America. The Farmer did his chores. The milkman made his deliveries. The President bombed another country whose name we couldn't pronounce. Out in Fargo, North Dakota, Cary McWilliams went on his morning walk. Back in Michigan, Mrs Hughes welcomed her students for another day of school. And out in a little town in Colorado, two boys went bowling at 6 in the morning. Yes, it was a typical day in the United States of America.Bowling For Columbine(2002)
---
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.Full Metal Jacket(1987)
---
Alex: Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in my gulliver so I had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for awakening.A Clockwork Orange(1971)
---
Stéphanie: How's is your hand?La science des rêves (Science of the sleep)(2006)
---
Algren: Sergeant Gant, report to the rear and see to the disposition of the supply trains. [Gant does not move, but continues loading his rifle]The Last Samurai (2003)
---
Luther: Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-ay!The warriors (1979)
---
Hannibal Lecter: You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed? Pure West Virginia. What's your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamb? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBIThe silence of the lambs (1991)
---
Roger Murtaugh: I'm too old for this shit!Lethal weapon (1987)
---
Ana: Mr. Crick?Stranger than fiction (2006)
---
Lester Burnham: Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.American Beauty (1999)
---
Ellerby: I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.The Departed (2006)
---
Woody: Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.Toy Story (1995)
---
The Terminator: I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle.Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)
---
Tom Ripley: I always thought it'd be better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)
---
Lester Burnham: Then I guess I'll have to throw in a sexual harassment charge.American Beauty (1999)
---
Gandhi: They may torture my body, break my bones, even kill me, then they will have my dead body. NOT MY OBEDIENCE!Gandhi (1982)
---
Alex: There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
---
Dick Harper: Nice car. What is that, a Rolls Royce?
Garth: Yeah, I just got in with this new company, great
benefits. It's called
Enron!
- Fun with Dick and Jane (2005)
---
Lester Burnham: I figured you guys might be able to give me
some pointers.
I need to shape up. Fast.
Jim Olmeyer: Are you just looking to lose weight, or do you
want increased
strength and flexibility as well?
Lester Burnham: I want to look good naked!
- American Beauty (1999)
---
The Juggernaut: Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!
- X-Men 3 (2006)
---
Jeffrey Goines: You know what crazy is? Crazy is majority
rules. Take germs
for example.
James Cole: Germs?
Jeffrey Goines: Uh-huh. Eighteenth century, no such thing,
nada, nothing.
No one ever imagined such a thing. No sane person. Along comes this
doctor, uh,
Semmelweis, Semmelweis. Semmelweis comes along. He's trying to
convince people,
other doctors mainly, that's there's these teeny tiny invisible bad
things called germs
that get into your body and make you sick. He's trying to get
doctors to wash their
hands. What is this guy? Crazy? Teeny, tiny, invisible? What do
they call it? Uh-uh,
germs? Huh? What? Now, up to the 20th century, last week, as a
matter of fact, before I
got dragged into this hellhole. I go in to order a burger at this
fast food joint, and the
guy drops it on the floor. James, he picks it up, he wipes it off,
he hands it to me like
it's all OK. "What about the germs?" I say. He says, "I don't
believe in germs. Germs is a
plot made up so they could sell disinfectants and soaps." Now he's
crazy, right?
- Twelve Monkeys (1995)
---
Ash: [talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine...
[Mirror Ash jumps out of the mirror and grabs Ash]
Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend
with a chainsaw.
Does that sound "fine"?
- Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987)
---
Jimmy Gator: And the Book says: We may be through with the past, but the past ain't through with us.
- Magnolia (1999)
---
Austin Powers: I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working.
- Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
---
Hilts: Wait a minute. You aren't seriously suggesting that
if I get through the
wire... and case everything out there... and don't get picked up...
to turn myself in and
get thrown back in the cooler for a couple of months so you can get
the information
you need?
Bartlett: Yes
- The Great Escape (1963)
---
Raoul Duke: Please! Tell me you got the fucking golf shoes.
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)
---
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
- Pulp Fiction (1994)
---
Jamie Archer: Dad, I'm sorry I shot you.
- Face/Off (1997)
---
Baddi: Hvað, eru allir dauðir hérna?
- Djöflaeyjan (1996)
---
Delia Surridge: Is it meaningless to apologize?
V: Never.
DARK HELMET: Before you die there is something you should
know about us,
Lone Star.
LONE STARR: What?
DARK HELMET: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's
former
roommate.
LONE STARR: What's that make us?
DARK HELMET: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about
to become.
- Spaceballs (1987)
---
- V for Vendetta (2005)
---
Tommy: Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the
lowest of the
low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched miserable
servile pathetic trash
that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I
don't. They're just
wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't
even find a decent
culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a
shite state of affairs to
be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any
fucking difference!
- Trainspotting (1996)
---
Munder: I just think I shit my pants.
Dodge: No, you always smell that way.
- Ghostship (2002)
---
Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
- Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
- --
James Humphrey: Hey! You're cutting into his butt!
Frank Miller: Well what sort of meat do you want?
James Humphrey: Well not butt!
- Alferd Packer: The Musical (1996)
---
Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
- Reservoir Dogs (1992)
---
Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
- Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2005)
---
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!
- The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
---
Garland Greene (Steve Buscemi): What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?
- Con Air (1997)
---
[Suspects in a lineup are asked to read a phrase]
Cop: Number 1, step forward.
Hockney: Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker.
Cop: Number 2, step forward.
McManus: Give me the fucking keys, you fucking cocksucking
motherfucker,
aaarrrghh.
Cop: Knock it off. Get back. Number 3, step forward.
Fenster[laughing]: Hand me the keys, you
cocksucker.
Cop: In English, please?
Fenster: Excuse me?
Cop: In English.
Fenster: Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the
fuck?
- The Usual Suspects (1995)
---
Yuri Orlov: In the most AIDS-infested region of the globe - where 1 in 4 is infected - Andy's idea of a joke was to put a young Iman and a young Naomi in my bed - and no condom within a hundred miles.
- Lord of war (2005)
---
Sonny: Hey, listen, I want somebody good - and I mean very
good - to plant
that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with
just his dick in his
hands, alright?
Clemenza: The gun'll be there.
- The Godfather (1972)
---
Howl: Sophie! You, you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what
you've done to my
hair! Look!
Old Sophie: What a pretty color.
Howl: It's hideous! You completely ruined my magic potions
in the
bathroom!
Old Sophie: I just organized things, Howl. Nothing's
ruined.
Howl: Wrong! Wrong! I specifically ordered you not to get
carried away!
Howl: Now I'm repulsive.
[slumps into a chair]
Howl: I can't live like this.
[starts sobbing, head in hands]
Old Sophie: Come on, it's not that bad.
[Howl's hair changes color to purple, then black]
Old Sophie: You should look at it now, its shade is even
better.
Howl: I give up. I see not point in living if I can't be
beautiful.
- Hauro no ugoku shiro - Howl's Moving Castle (2005)
---
Angel: "Of course I know what an attorney is. It´s like a lawyer, only the bills are bigger."
- Angel Heart (1987)
---
John Doe: Become vengeance, David. Become... wrath.
- Se7en (1995)
---
Ponton: He was found dead.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Was it fatal?
Ponton: Yes.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: How fatal?
Ponton: Um, completely.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I want to talk to him now!
Ponton: But,he is dead.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Ahh.
- The Pink Panther (2006)
---
Kumar: Man, I blew it. I blew it, man.
Anthony: Kumar, what were you doing in the freezer?
Kumar: I don't know, man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?
- Bottle Rocket (1996)
---
Simon: You just interfered with a very well laid plan.
Zeus: Well, you can stick that well laid plan in your well
laid ass.
- Die Hard With a Vengeance (1995)
---
V: Remember, remember, the fifth of November, The gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.
- V For Vendetta (2005)
---
Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink
sh... sh... sh...
ships.
Rocco: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because
this mix 'n'
match shit's got to go.
Doc: What?
Connor: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't
it?
Murphy: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the
kitchen.
- The Boondock Saints (1999)
---
Apollo Creed: Stay in school and use your brain. Be a doctor, be a lawyer, carry a leather briefcase. Forget about sports as a profession. Sports make ya grunt and smell. See, be a thinker, not a stinker.
- Rocky (1976)
---
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what.
And what I am is
a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I am not questioning your powers of
observation. I'm
merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
- V For Vendetta (2005)
---
Sosa: So, how do i know you're not a chivato too, Tony?
Antonio Montana: Hey, Sosa. Let's get this straight now: I
never fucked
anybody over in my life who didn't have it coming to him.
- Scarface (1983)
---
Apone: All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps!
- (Aliens 1986)
---
Leon: Wake up! Time to die!
- Blade Runner (1982)
---
Ben Kenobi: Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?
- Star Wars: A New Hope (1977)
---
Maximus: What we do in life echos in the eternity.
- Gladiator (2000)
---
Stewie Griffin: Let me tell you something *Nessa,* a bullet sounds the same in every language. So stick a fucking sock in it, you cow.
- Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005)
---
Doc: Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here?
- The Boondock Saints(1999)
---
John: "Break the glass."
George: "We can't!"
Paul: "It's Beatle-proof."
John: "Nothing is Beatle-proof!"
- Yellow Submarine (1968)
---
Perry Van Shrike: Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry Lockhart: A picture of me?
Perry Van Shrike: No! The definition of idiot. Which you are!
- Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
---
Sergeant Ernie Savage: Beautiful morning, Sergeant!
Sergeant Major Basil Plumley: What are you a fucking
weatherman now?
- We Were Soldiers (2002)
---
Jerry Lee: Well, if I'm going to hell, I'm going there playing the piano.
- Great Balls of Fire (1989)
---
White Goodman: Well, that's it. Good guy wins. Bad guy loses. Big freakin' surprise. That's the problem with the American cinema: Can't handle any complexity. "Whoa! Don't make me think!"
- Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
---
Rick: Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
- Casablanca (1942)
---
Christian Szell: Is it safe?... Is it safe?
Babe: You're talking to me?
Christian Szell: Is it safe?
Babe: Is what safe?
Christian Szell: Is it safe?
Babe: I don't know what you mean. I can't tell you
something's safe or not,
unless I know specifically what you're talking about.
Christian Szell: Is it safe?
Babe: Tell me what the "it" refers to.
Christian Szell: Is it safe?
Babe: Yes, it's safe, it's very safe, it's so safe you
wouldn't believe it.
Christian Szell: Is it safe?
Babe: No. It's not safe, it's... very dangerous, be careful.
- Marathon Man (1976)
---
John Beckwith: You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.
- Wedding Crashers (2005)
---
Dr. Jean Grey: Mutation. It is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward.
- X-Men 2 / X2 (2003)
---
Lenny: Looks like somebody's home.
Teddy: That thing's been here for years.
Lenny: What are you talking about, these tracks are only a
few days
old.
Teddy: Tracks? What are you, Pocahontas?
- Memento (2000)
---
[after losing a hockey ball from the roof]
Dante Hicks: Are there any balls down there?
Jay: About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!
- Clerks (1994)
---
Senior Ed Bloom: I caught an uncatchable fish.
- Big Fish (2003)
---
Connor: Jesus. He brought a six-shooter.
Murphy: There's nine bodies, genius.
Connor: What the fuck were you going to do, laugh the last
three to death,
Funny-Man?
- The Boondock Saints (1999)
---
Yuri Orlov: You know who's going to inherit the world? Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other.
- Lord of War (2005)
---
Marv: "I'll stare the bastard in the face as he screams to God, and I'll laugh harder when he whimpers like a baby. And when his eyes go dead, the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him."
- Sin City (2005)
---
Kurtz: The horror. The horror.
- Apocalypse Now (1979)
---
Kevin Lomax: What are you?
John Milton: Oh, I have so many names...
Kevin Lomax: Satan.
John Milton: Call me Dad.
- The Devil's Advocate (1997)
---
Kilgore: You smell that? Do you smell that?... Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
- Apocalypse Now (1979)
---
Gwenovier: What are you doing?
Frank T.J. Mackey: I'm quietly judging you.
- Magnolia (1999)
---
Elin: "Tada! Here I am, and this is my new girlfriend! Could everyone please move, we're going home to fuck!"- Fucking Åmål (1998)
---
Darth Vader: He will join us or die.- Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
---
Sands: Belini... How long have you and I done business together? A long time. And in a way I kind of, almost, could have the tiniest smidgen of respect for you. Almost. But you need to stop farting around. Now, do you have the information on Barillo or do you not?- Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)
---
Cooper: Where's Spoon?- Dog Soldiers (2002)
---
Rocco: Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...- The Boondock Saints (1999)
---
Honey Horne: I'm going to be frank.- Wayne's World 2(1993)
---
William Wallace: Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse.- Braveheart (1995)
---
William Miller: Don't you have any regular friends?- Almost Famous (2000)
---
Quintus Arrius: Your eyes are full of hate, forty-one. That's good. Hate keeps a man alive.- Ben Hur (1959)
---
Harmonica: Did you bring a horse for me?- C'era una volta il West / Once Upon a time in the West (1968)
---
Father Merrin, Father Damien Karras: The Power of Christ Compels You!- The Exorcist (1973)
---
Andy: That woman scares the shit out of me!- The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
---
Freddy Krueger: Welcome To Prime Time, bitch!- A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
---
Ron Burgundy: What if for tonight, we weren't co-workers? We were just co- people?- Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
---
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?- Full Metall Jacket (1987)
---
Páll: Ætlarðu með?- Englar alheimsins (2000)
---
Graham Hess: People break down into two groups when the experience something lucky. Group number one sees it as more than luck, more than coincidence. They see it as a sign, evidence, that there is someone up there, watching out for them. Group number two sees it as just pure luck. Just a happy turn of chance. I'm sure the people in Group number two are looking at those fourteen lights in a very suspicious way. For them, the situation isn't fifty-fifty. Could be bad, could be good. But deep down, they feel that whatever happens, they're on their own. And that fills them with fear. Yeah, there are those people. But there's a whole lot of people in the Group number one. When they see those fourteen lights, they're looking at a miracle. And deep down, they feel that whatever's going to happen, there will be someone there to help them. And that fills them with hope. See what you have to ask yourself is what kind of person are you? Are you the kind that sees signs, sees miracles? Or do you believe that people just get lucky? Or, look at the question this way: Is it possible that there are no coincidences?- Signs (2002)
---
Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet- Dodger?- Snatch (2000)
---
Narrator: There are stories of coincidence and chance, of intersections and strange things told, and which is which and nobody knows; and we generally say, "Well, if that was in a movie, I wouldn't believe it."- Magnolia (1999)
---
[Reading what McClane wrote on the dead terrorist's shirt]- Die Hard (1988)
---
Sonja: What are you suggesting, passive resistance?- Love and Death (1975)
---
Col. Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.- A Few Good Men (1992)
---
Bond: Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?- Goldfinger (1964)
---
Gracchus: He enters Rome like a conquering hero. But what has he conquered?- Gladiator (2000)
---
Police Lieutenant: Well, Denham, the airplanes got him.- King Kong (1933)
---
Steve Zissou: We'll split into two groups. I'll take Ned,
Ogata, and
Wolodarsky.
Klaus Daimler: [pouting] Thanks. Thanks a lot for not
picking me.
- Life Aquatic (2004)
---
Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as
soon as we can.
This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not
important right now.
- Airplane! (1980)
---
James Bond: Bond... James Bond.
- Dr. No (1962)
---
Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?- Back to the Future (1985)
---
Derek Zoolander: Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?- Zoolander (2001)
---
Raoul Duke: Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear!- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)
---
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Clear them little bottles off. And when I get off the phone here, call up Hyman and tell him I want it wall to wall with John Daniels.- Scent of a Woman (1992)
---
Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat!- Austin Powers (1997)
---
Warden Norton: "I believe in two things. Discipline, and the Bible. Here you'll recieve both. Put your trust in the lord...your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank."- The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
---
Andy Dufresne: "The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook. "
- The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
---
Madeleine: Only one is a wanderer; two together are always going somewhere.
- Vertigo (1958)
---
Joe: When a man's got money in his pocket he begins to appreciate peace.
- Per un pugno di dollari (A Fistful of Dollars) (1964)
---
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Your bed is over here.
[indicates a dog bed]
Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: Dude, that is so fuckin' weak! How
am I supposed to
get a chick in that?
Joseph R. Cooper: Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a
chick if you had
a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.
Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: Yeah I could.
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: No. Dude, you're a little bitch!
Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: I am not! I don't even know why I
hang out with you
guys, anyway.
Joseph R. Cooper: 'Cause you're a piece of shit.
Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: I am not a piece of shit!
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Yeah, but you're a little bitch.
Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: Goddammit! I swear if you guys rip
on me 13 or 14
more times... I'm outta here!
Baseketball (1998)
---
Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.
The Matrix (1999)
---
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you
something,
pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece
out on the lanes, I'll
take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking
trigger 'til it goes
"click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the
Jesus.
The Big Lebowski (1998)
---
President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
Dr. Strangelove (1964)
---
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
- Die Hard (1988)
---
Darth Vader: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side.
Obi-Wan never
told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
Darth Vader: No, I am your father.
- Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
---
Dr. Hannibal Lecter: I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner.
- The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
---
Cameron Poe: Put the bunny back in the box!
- Con Air (1997)
---
Bernstein: Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of.
- Citizen Kane (1941)
---
Don Corleone: I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
- Godfather (1972)
---
Alonzo: Today's a training day, Officer Hoyt. Show you around, give you a taste of the business. I got 38 cases pending trial, 63 in active investigations, another 250 on the log I can't clear. I supervise five officers. That's five different personalities. Five sets of problems. You can be number six if you act now. But I ain't holding no hands, okay? I ain't baby-sitting. You got today and today only to show me who and what you're made of. You don't like narcotics, get the fuck out of my car. Go get you a nice, pussy desk job, chasing bad checks or something, you hear me?
- Training Day (2001)
---
Samuel Bicke: Slavery never really ended in this country. It just gave it another name. Employee.
- The Assassination of Richard Nixon (2004)
---
Prof. Keating: We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
- Dead Poet's Society (1989)
---
Eve Kendall: What happened with your first two marriages?
Roger Thornhill: My wives divorced me.
Eve Kendall: Why?
Roger Thornhill: They said I led a dull life.
- North by Northwest (1959)
---
Carl Fogaty: You should ask Tom... how come he's so good at killing people?
- A History of Violence (2005)
---
Brad Dupree: [reading Lester's job description] "My job
consists of basically
masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once
a day, retiring to
the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life
that doesn't so closely
resemble Hell." Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving
yourself.
Lester Burnham: Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the
advertising
industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start
firebombing.
- American Beauty (1999)
---
Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg:
Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea.
- Life of Brian (1979)
---
Bill Munny: What I said the other day, you looking like me, that ain't true. You ain't ugly like me, it's just that we both have got scars.
- Unforgiven (1992)
---
HAL: Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?
- 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
---
Michael Corleone: My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a President or senator.- Godfather(1972)
---
John Matrix: "Remember Sully when I promissed to kill you
last?"
Sully: "That´s right Matrix, you did!"
John Matrix: "I lied."
- Commando (1985)
---
Tony Montana: "What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!"
- Scarface (1983)
---
Vincent Hanna: You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down.
- Heat (1995)---
Graham: It's the sense of touch. In any real city, you walk, you know? You brush past people, people bump into you. In L.A., nobody touches you. We're always behind this metal and glass. I think we miss that touch so much, that we crash into each other, just so we can feel something.
- Crash (2004)---
Morton: Not bad. Congratulations. Tell me, was it necessary
that you kill all
of them?
I only told you to scare them.
Frank: People scare better when they're dying.
---
Jim Lovell: Houston, we have a problem.
- Apollo 13 (1995)
---
Jefferson Smith: Just get up off the ground, that's all I ask. Get up there with that lady that's up on top of this Capitol dome, that lady that stands for liberty. Take a look at this country through her eyes if you really want to see something. And you won't just see scenery; you'll see the whole parade of what Man's carved out for himself, after centuries of fighting. Fighting for something better than just jungle law, fighting so's he can stand on his own two feet, free and decent, like he was created, no matter what his race, color, or creed. That's what you'd see. There's no place out there for graft, or greed, or lies, or compromise with human liberties.- Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)
---
Henri Ducard: To manipulate fears of others, you must first
master your
own. Are you ready to begin?
Bruce Wayne: I can barely stand...
Henri Ducard: [kicks him] Death does not wait for you to get
ready!
- Batman Begins (2005)
---
Sookie: What kind of name is 'Igby'?
Igby: The
kind of name
that someone named 'Sookie' is in no position to question.
- Igby Goes Down (2002)
---
Matilda: I became ... bulimic
Derek: You can read
minds?
- Zoolander (2001)
---
Gib: So your life's in the crapper. So you wife is banging a used car salesman - it's humiliating, I know. But goddamnit, Harry, take it like a man!
- True Lies (1994)
---
Old Woman: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me
Miles Davis.
Billy: That was the most disgusting thing I've ever
heard.
- Billy Madison (1995)
---
Ron Burgundy: You're so wise. You're like a a miniature Buddah covered in hair.
- Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2005)
---
Donnie: "Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"
Frank "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?”
- Donnie Darko (2001)
---
The Dude: This is the fuckin' guy! I can find this fuckin'
Lebowski guy!
Donny: His name's Lebowski? That's your name, Dude! ”
- The Big Lebowski (1998)
---
Marsellus Wallace: "This shit is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To-Be- Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Rapist here”
- Pulp Fiction (1994)
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