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yfirlýsinga og skítkasti notenda Huga.

Newbie - “One that is new to something, especially a novice at using computer technology or playing computer games.”


Silent Newbie - Generally they are quiet and don't get involved in conversation or
shit talk during games. This is usually due to high levels of concentration trying
to remember hotkeys for buildings and constantly counting how many peons they have
so they don't screw up their cookie cutter build. You can sometimes turn a Silent
Newbie into an Angry Newbie with very heavy shit talk but generally
this will only happen at the very end of the game if you have beat them very harshly.

Angry Newbie - You see these quite a lot if you do strategies like “Offensive
Towering” or very exotic stuff like “Militia Rushing” and win. They will usually
say stuff like “if this was BW, you would be so raped” or “you fucking lucky bitches,
1v1 right now?” or “whatever, same shit every game, is that all you guys can do?” You
should react by making fun of them in cleverer ways than they can of you, winning the
game as harshly as possible, gives you a huge edge in this department of course. Even
if they are wittier than you, you can still win by constantly reminding them of how they
are really bad at this game etc. Be very careful you don't turn them into a Spiteful Newbie.

Spiteful Newbie - They usually but not always start off as an Angry Newbie. They will
cuss or complain for a few minutes and then will attempt to get revenge on you. This
usually involves hiding farms around the map and/or refusing to surrender until every
building has been destroyed. You should react by saying stuff like - “Damn, you're a
very angry newbie :)? You really got us back ok, we are really sorry” etc in as sarcastic
a tone as possible.

Intellectual Newbie - These are newbies who although intelligent and successful outside
of gaming cannot handle the fact that they cannot compete at a high standard in their
favorite games. They generally hang out on Forums theorizing on strategies and build
orders and attacking more successful gamers with well thought out and formulated
attacks(in their mind) but nevertheless transparently newbie comments to the expert
and seasoned gamer.

Desperate Newbie - These are newbies who have been newbies for a long time and can't
seem to break away from newbiedom. They usually turn to stalking successful gamers,
hasseling them for games and/or asking them for help and advice and of course strategies.
They will continually do this all day until they are fortunate enough to get some sort
of positive response. This cycle of desperation to become a non-newbie will usually
continue until his chosen game is not played much anymore at which time he will finally
be looked upon as a non-newbie.

Silly Newbie - These are newbies who are are significantly more newbie than is the norm.
For instance, newbies who put 9 Acolytes on a Haunted Gold mine or newbies who lose their
Heroes to Creeps in the first 5 minutes of a game. You should say stuff like “You silly
silly newbie” or “You are one of the stupidest newbies I have ever played” when you encounter one.
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