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I’m guessing you all know the story of Cinderella, so beautiful, and so distressed. You heard that her stepmother and her two daughters were cruel to her, left her nothing to wear but some ripped up clothes.
And you also know that your parents do everything a little bit sweeter than it actually is when you are so young. So I’m going to tell you the story of Cinderella, unedited and uncensored. You will finally know the whole truth about poor Cinderella.
Once upon a time, far, far away there was a widow man living with his young daughter. She was beautiful and she was innocent but she wasn’t enough to satisfy her fathers’ loneliness so he married a women. She was sweet and beautiful but Cinderella didn’t like her, she stole her father away from her.
So when her father died in an accident her soul grew dark and she became mentally unstable. But in that time there was no such thing recognized and no medications. Her thoughts were dark and twisty and her loving and caring stepmother saw her self forced to lock her in her room to keep her away from the world, to save the world from the cruelness in Cinderellas’ soul.
Every day her two stepsisters came in and spent an hour trying to cheer her up but there was no luck. Eventually they stopped trying and just brought her food but left quickly after that.
While she was locked in her room she started reading the books in the bookcase that was standing by the window, but nobody had touched those books for ages. Those books were for sorcerers and witches. They were about dark magic.
Slowly learning to use it she became even more insane, for the darkness that crawled out of the words she read grew stuck to her mind.
There was a prince looking around for his future bride. He wanted to find the one girl that was made for him. He visited every house in the village and spent a day with every household no matter how poor they were. He was good and kind and it did not bother him how low their financial were.
When he visited Cinderellas’ household she was locked away as usual but she managed to escape and meet the prince in person. She wanted him. She wanted him so badly. But unluckily he had some interest in the older sister. Cinderella grew mad and started to plan her abduction of the prince.
Few days later she heard that the prince was going to marry someone in her household, who of the three daughters wasn’t clear, though Cinderella had her suspicion.
The day he came to announce who he was going to marry, Cinderella used her dark magic knowledge to make a trap. She took a pair of glass shoes out of her closet and put a dark love spell on them. Then she hid one shoe downstairs, for the prince to find it and one she kept for later on.
When the prince knocked on the door and stepped in, in all his glory, the three daughters were lined up, waiting for him to speak. Cinderella was wearing the other glass shoe.
When the prince saw her shoe he imminently knew where the other one was and took him out of his hiding place. Completely consumed by the dark magic and the false love that it brought on he walked toward Cinderella, kneeled down and handed the shoe to her. She slipped her bare foot into it and smiled in victory. The prince announced that this was the woman he was going to love and caress for the rest of his life.
So Cinderella could never take of the shoes or else the magic disappeared and the prince would hate her. But the wedding was gorgeous and wonderful.
Now is the part that I’m suppose to say that they lived happily ever after but that would be a lie.
Her stepmother died out of hunger because Cinderella put a spell on her and her daughters to avenge her imprisoning. The two sisters however became the lowest of the lowest, but they sold their bodies for food and shelter.
But not even Cinderella got her happily ever after. Finally the dark magic and the darkness of her mind defeated her and she ripped her heart out with bare hands and died imminently.
Now you know the truth that your parents kept from you, probably for your own good. Nobody wants to think about Cinderella as the crazy lunatic that she was.


The end
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