Alex Ferguson is the one of the guests of honour at the Miss World Beauty pageant. During the interval all the guests and contestants are ingling over drinks. Sir Alex is besieged by three of the most beautiful women in the world. Miss Venezuela pops the first question. “Sir Alex, I admire your management skills and all you have achieved and the trophies you have won.” Sir Alex acknowledges her flattering remark, but she then lowers the left strap of her dress and reveals her left breast and...