what do michael jackson and mcdonalds have in common?….they both have 40 year old meat in 10 year old buns Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, “The In's and Out's of Child Rearing Q: What do Michael Jackson and the New York Mets have in common? A: They're both walking around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason whatsoever!! Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for...

Ég var að spá í hvort einhver þarna ætti og þyrfti að losna við 600cc raser helst í sem bestu ásigkomulagi. Ég á og vantar að losna við árs gamalt 32" sjónvarp, dvd spilara og video (allt philips og í stíl) sem selst nýtt í dag á rúmlega 400.000 kr allt saman, kannski einhver af ykkur vilji skipta. Ef þið eigið ekki hjól en langar samt í tækin þá er ég tilbúinn til að selja þau fyrir ca. 250.000 - 300.000 ég er nefnilega að fara að flytja út. Það er ennþá 4 ár eftir af ábyrgðinni á...

A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, “Listen, I have three girls over tonight. I've never had three girls at once. I need something to keep me horny.. keep me potent.” The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label “Viagra Extra Strength” and says, “Here, if you eat this, you'll go nuts for twelve hours.” The guy says, “Gimme three boxes.” The next day the guy walks into the same pharmacy. limps...

A ship goes out to sea and sinks in a storm. Six people (5 men and 1 woman) survive by using a raft to float to a deserted island. After spending several weeks on the island, they all begin to get really lonely; extremely horny. They all come to an agreement: each man will marry the woman for a week. The first man has her for one week, then the second man has her for the second week, and so on. Everyone will now be getting their needs filled. This goes on for two years and everyone is happy...

A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it. “That was a honey bee,” his father said, “one of our friends. For stomping him you will do without honey for a week.” Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped it. “That was a butterfly,” his father said, “one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week.” The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain...

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