1) YO MAMA IS SO FAT, Your father couldn't even find the pussy 2) Yo mama is so fat, when she makes a fart, cheese fly round the world 3) Yo mama is so fat, they had to order a special desk to sit down 4) Yo mama is so dumb, she got screwed by a guy for a penny 5) YO mama is so ugly, that she came on the TIME magazine stating “The Ugliest Woman in the world”<br><br><b>****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if...