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The Warning Signs of Insanity (enska) (1 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 21 árum, 4 mánuðum
Your friends tell you that you have been acting strange lately, and then you hit them several times with a sledgehammer. Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that you wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from. You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom. You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write. Every time you see a street sign, you have a tremendous urge to...

Smells a bit nerdy... (á ensku) (3 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 21 árum, 4 mánuðum
A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender comes over, sniffs, says that he smells kind of nerdy, and asks him what he does for a living. The man says he drives a truck, and the smell is just from the computers he is hauling. The bartender says OK – truck drivers are not nerds, and serves him a beer. As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The...

Í Upphafi skapaði ... (Á ensku, langur) (1 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 21 árum, 5 mánuðum
IN THE BEGINNING (To justify God's ways to the 21st century) #In the beginning was the computer. And God said :Let there be light! #You have not signed on yet. :God. #Enter user password. :Omniscient. #Password Incorrect. Try again! :Omnipotent. #Password Incorrect. Try again! :Technocrat. #And God signed on 12:01 a.m., Sunday, March 1. :Let there be light! #Unrecognizable command. Try again! :Create light. #Done. :Run heaven and earth. #And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were...

Klingon Forritari (Star Trek Húmór á ensku) (1 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 21 árum, 5 mánuðum
Top 12 Statements you are likely to hear from a Klingon Test Programmer 12) “Specifications are for the weak and timid!” 11) “This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!” 10) “You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon.” 9) “Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!” 8) “What is this talk of ‘release’? Klingons do not make software ‘releases’. Our software ‘escapes’,...

Fun Things To Do When Driving (á ensku (dööh)) (7 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 21 árum, 5 mánuðum
Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang. Listen to COOL music like Metallica. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors. Two words: Chicken suit. Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone. Laugh a lot. A whole lot....

Stýrikerfa bjór (4 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 21 árum, 6 mánuðum
DOS bjór: Krefst þess að þú notir þinn eigin dósaopnara, og krefst þess að þú lesir leiðbeiningarnar vandlega áður en þú opnar dósina. Kom upprunalega bara í 8 millilítra dósum, en kemur núna í 16 ml. dósum. Hvað sem því líður er dósinni skipt niður í átta einingar, þar sem hver tekur 2 millilítra, þar sem að maður þarf að opna hverja sér. Verður fljótlega tekið úr framleiðslu, þó að fullt af fólki muni halda áfram að drekka það eftir að það er orðið ófáanlegt. Mac bjór: I byrjun kom það...

Flugvéla húmor (á ensku) (2 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 21 árum, 6 mánuðum
After every flight, pilots complete a gripe sheet which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The form is a piece of paper that the pilot completes, and then the mechanics read and correct the problem. They then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense...

Nokkrir brandarar - Enska (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 21 árum, 6 mánuðum
A husband and a wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club. The man and woman meet the pro and head to the driving range. The man goes up first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says, “Not bad, Now hold your club as firmly as you hold your wife's breast.” The man follows instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. The golf pro says “Excellent!” Now the woman takes her turn. She hits the ball 30 yards. Golf pro: “Not bad, but try holding the club like you...

Honk If You Love Jesus... (1 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 22 árum, 2 mánuðum
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed! I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus.Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must...

Akira (12 álit)

í Anime og manga fyrir 22 árum, 4 mánuðum
Akira mundi vera fyrsta anime myndin sem ég horfði á. Ætli ég hafi ekki verði svona í kringum 14-15 ára (man samt ekki nákvæmlega). Áður en ég sá þessa mynd var ég búinn að horfa á eina Anime seríu, 3x3 Eyes sem mér fannst nokkuð nett (ætlað horfa á hana aftur við tækifæri). Og svo horfði ég á Akira. Og mér fannst hún vægast sagt hörmuleg, ekkert spes við hana, hafði heyrt ýmislegt gott um hana en varð (að mér fannst) fyrir miklum vonbrigðum. Sný mér bra frá henni og lít ekki við henni...
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