THE TEN COMMANDMENTS ACCORDING TO YOUR DOG 1. Thou shalt feed me today more than thou didst yesterday. 2. Thou shalt teach me with food - not big sticks and loud voices. 3. Thou shalt walk with me every day - despite thy favorite TV program. 4. Thou shall not buy furniture that I cannot sit on. 5. Thou shalt not pay attention to anyone else but me -lest I feel un-wanted. 6. Thou shalt love me to death - even when I bark all night. 7. Thou shalt not have a Cat with ATTITUDE and CLAWS. 8. Thou...