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það sem konur vilja að karlmenn viti (5 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 19 árum
Women's Advice ekki móðgast þetta er bara brandari! (What Men Ought To Know…) 1The reason why our bras don't always match our under wear is because WE actually change our underwear. 2The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet bowl. 3If the truth hurts, ask us those ego-sensitive questions on your payday. 4Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie. 5Don't fret if you...

hvernig kemst ég til... (2 álit)

í Ferðalög fyrir 19 árum
ég er að spá ég finn hvergi á netinu hvernig maður eigi að komast til Grænlands bara strendur og þrugl , ég er að fara með vinum mínum ég bara veit ekkert hvernig við eigum að komast þanngað smá hjálp takk fyrir! =)

afhverju er hrekkjarvaka betri en kynlíf!!! (2 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 19 árum, 1 mánuði
Why Halloween Is Better Than Sex 10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. 6. The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else. 5. If you get a stomachache, it won't last 9 months. 4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky. 3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you...

aðeins í ameríku (4 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 19 árum, 1 mánuði
Things Found Only in America 1. Only in America……can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America……are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America……do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke. 5. Only in America……do banks leave both doors to...

ennþá fleiri brandarar (2 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 19 árum, 1 mánuði
Who Is God? A little kid asks his father, “Daddy, is God a man or a woman?” “Both son. God is both.” After a while the kid comes again and asks, “Daddy, is God black or white?” “Both son, both.” The child returns a few minutes later and says, “Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?” ___________________________________________________ _______________ Shoulda Said This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. “Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?” “Dogs can't talk, pal....

nokkrir enskir (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 19 árum, 1 mánuði
Country Politics A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn. The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer told him he had buried them. The sheriff asked the old farmer, “Lordy, were they ALL dead?”...

top 10 hlutir til ð (2 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 19 árum, 1 mánuði
Top Ten Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate 10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ‘'He just didn’t belong.'' 9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern. 8) Draw a tiny black line...

hefur þú séð shaolin soccer? (0 álit)

í Bardagaíþróttir fyrir 19 árum, 1 mánuði

ertu búinn að sjá The Matrix (0 álit)

í Kvikmyndir fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

******* hestur!!! (4 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 19 árum, 6 mánuðum
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, ”ALLLLEEE OOOP!“ really loudly in the horse's ear. Providing you do that, you'll be fine”. The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command. The race begins and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey ignores the trainer's ridiculous advice and...

tannlæknar!!! (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 19 árum, 6 mánuðum
A man & wife entered a dentist`s office. The Wife said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don`t want gas or Novocain because I`m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.” “You`re a brave woman”, said the dentist. Now, Show me which tooth it is. The wife turns to her husband and says “Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear.”

maður og lögga (3 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 19 árum, 6 mánuðum
A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, “Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.” The man says, “Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack.” “Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample.” “I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death.” “Well, then, we need a urine sample.”...

það sem fólk lærir af hvor öðru (enska) (3 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 19 árum, 6 mánuðum
Some Rules Kids Won't Learn in School Unfortunately there are some things that children should be learning in school, but don't. Not all of them have to do with academics. As a modest back-to-school offering, here are some basic rules that may not have found their way into the standard curriculum. Rule #1. Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teenager uses the phrase “it's not fair” 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said it so often you decided they must be the most...

trúir þú á sálufélaga? (0 álit)

í Tilveran fyrir 19 árum, 6 mánuðum

væmnir kanar (0 álit)

í Kvikmyndir fyrir 19 árum, 7 mánuðum
Eg verð bara að segja það að ég er orðin frekar þreytt á þesari eilífu væmni í könunum , allar myndir sem maður sér eru svo hræðilega væmnar að maður er hættur að nenna að fara í bíó. Þó svo var ég voða ánægð með spiderman. Aftur á móti er ég voða hryfin af franska leikstjóranum Luc Besson sem leikstýrði taxi 1 og 2 og Yamakasi þær voru alveg “kana-væmnis-frýar” datt bara í hug að fá ykkar skoðanir :) kv djkisa

kid´s guide to life (7 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 19 árum, 7 mánuðum
Never trust a dog to watch your food. -Patrick, Age 10 When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. -Matthew, Age 12 Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching. -Andrew, Age 9 Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. -Rocky, Age 9 Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning. -Stephanie, Age 8 Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. -Rosemary, Age 7 Don't flush the toilet when you dad's in the shower. -Lamar, Age 10 Never ask for...

er SaturdayNightLive ennþá fyndinn (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 19 árum, 7 mánuðum

tounge twisters (5 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 19 árum, 7 mánuðum
Twister Shorties: (say ‘em a few times) Greek grapes. Red lorry, yellow lorry. Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches? Unique New York. Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone. Freshly-fried flying fish. The epitome of femininity. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk. She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicing him hiccupping, and amicably welcoming him home. Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary...

kíkið á þessa (1 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 19 árum, 7 mánuðum
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hver er bestur? (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 19 árum, 7 mánuðum

hvaða brandarar eru bestir (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 19 árum, 7 mánuðum

funkypages (1 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 20 árum, 8 mánuðum
Það er fyndnasta vefsíða í öllum heiminum (www.funkypages.com)

kann enginn? (2 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 20 árum, 9 mánuðum
kann enginn góða fíla-brandara eða einhverja sígilda
Hugi notar vefkökur til að bæta notendaupplifun á vefsíðunni og greina umferð um hana. Einnig hefur Hugi uppfært persónuverndarstefnu sína. Skoðaðu stefnuna hér..
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