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Áhugamál: Vefsíðugerð, Bretti, Heilsa, Dulspeki, Rómantík

Gamall Faðir... (0 álit)

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After marrying a young gal, a 90-year-old geezer told his doctor that they were expecting a baby. “Let me tell you a story,” said the doctor. “An absentminded fellow went hunting, but instead of a gun, he picked up an umbrella. Suddenly a bear charged him. Pointing his umbrella at the bear, he shot and killed it on the spot.” “Impossible!” the geezer exclaimed. “Somebody else must have shot the bear.” “Exactly,” replied the doctor.

Norskur vírus!! (0 álit)

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You have just received a Norwegian virus. Since we are not so smart in Norway, this is a MANUAL virus. Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself and send this mail to everyone you know. Thank you very much for helping me. Ole Hacke

Slæmar fréttir..... (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 3 mánuðum

A man had been feeling sick for quite some time and finally decided to see a doctor. The doctor came out and told the patient that he has some bad news to share. “You are going to die,” he said. “When will I die?” the patient asked. “Ten,” the doctor replied. The patient, wondering, asked, “Ten what? Years, months, days …? Tell me doc, I gotta know.” “Nine,” the doctor said.

Margar greinar leysast upp í vitleysu! (1 álit)

í Tilveran fyrir 23 árum, 4 mánuðum

Hef tekið eftir því að mörg áhugamál hafa greinar þar sem að fólk fer út í einhverja þvælu, sem veldur því að þeir sem eru að reyna að hafa einhverja ánægju af hlutunum hér og reyna að hafa eðlileg samskipti missa allan áhuga. Hvernig fyndist ykkur ef allir þessir hyrfu á brott og eftir væru bara bullararnir??

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