Mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying “All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop, and all of you bastards who are getting on, get your arse in the train cause we’re going down the tracks.” The horrified mother went in and told her son, “We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your...