A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, Where is the rake?“ She can't hear him and shouts back, ”What?“ The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion. The wife is not sure and says, ”What?“ and the man repeats his gestures. ”EYE-KNEE-THE RAKE“ The wife replies that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her...

There was a couple that lived on sex, sex and sex alone. Every morning the bloke would wake up, roll over and say to his wife “So honey what is for breakfast.” She would reply well I am gorgeous why not have me, so they would have sex for breakfast. Every lunch time, the husband would come back home for lunch. His wife would rip off his clothes and shag him senseless until it was time for him to return to work. Every evening he would come in calling out, “Hi honey I'm home.” His wife would...

Mér datt í hug að biðja ykkur að segja mér hvað ykkur finnst um þessa ritgerð um fyrri heimsstyrjöldina. Veriði hreinskilin :) ————————————————————— Fyrri heimsstyrjöldin eða ,,Stríðið mikla”, eins og það var oft kallað, var fyrir margt mjög merkileg styrjöld. Hún var fyrsta stríðið þar sem notuð voru hernaðartól sem eru svipuð og notuð eru í dag, t.d. sprengjur, vélbyssur, skriðdrekar og flugvélar. Aldrei höfðu heldur jafnmörg stórveldi barist við hvort annað, með jafn stórum herjum. Í...