God: But I do have a collection of gossip. Me: ok tell me one of them God: There are too many to name them all. That's interesting. Me: just tell my 1 of the gossips God: OK I will tell them when I see ‘em. Me: you are nothing but an idiot God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am nothing but an idiot. Me: maybe, maybe not God: Perhaps. Perhaps. OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Me: ok now you can tell me 1 gossip God: Why now? Phoenix said I claim that there is a god and...