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Macman Notandi síðan fyrir 18 árum, 10 mánuðum 32 ára karlmaður
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Lyfingarskór (19 álit)

í Heilsa fyrir 13 árum, 2 mánuðum
er að leyta af góðum lyftingarskóm. hvað eru menn að nota? og hvað mælið þið með?

iphone 4 tilsölu. (0 álit)

í Apple fyrir 13 árum, 5 mánuðum
glænýr ónotaður iphone 4 til sölu á 120 þús. er í hlífðar hulstri og með hlífðarplasti á sér sem fylgir með

IMDB!! (29 álit)

í Tilveran fyrir 13 árum, 5 mánuðum
hvaða andskotans fífl gerði þetta !!!!!!!!! og hvernig breytir maður þessu eða er það kanski ekki hægt? vona að gæjinn deyji!

Vikingbay (20 álit)

í Tilveran fyrir 15 árum, 5 mánuðum
djöfulsins vikingbay,þetta helvíti er alltaf að fara niður ,getur ekki eitthver opnað torrent síðu og haldið henni opni,þetta er meira kjaftæðið!

Flakkarar (10 álit)

í Apple fyrir 15 árum, 6 mánuðum
er ekki hægt að færa hluti af mac yfir í flakkara? útaf þegar ég reyni þá kemur alltaf flakkari can not be modified get bara horft á hluti eða fært inn á tölvunna sjálfa bögg! er með macbook ef það skiptir eitthverju

punktakerfið (18 álit)

í Tilveran fyrir 15 árum, 7 mánuðum
heyrðu ég var að pæla hvað fær maður eiginlega marga puntka fyrir að tala í símann og vera ekki í belti ? og hvað fær maður háa sekt ?

æfingar. (5 álit)

í Box fyrir 16 árum, 2 mánuðum
er hægt að æfa box hér í hafnarfirði?

Tónlist! (19 álit)

í Bardagaíþróttir fyrir 16 árum, 3 mánuðum
ég var að spá í að taka eina létta pælingu og spurja hvaða lög eru í uppáhaldi hjá ykkur til að koma ykkur í svona ´´bardaga´´ stuð rétt fyrir bardaga?

itunes/ipod (17 álit)

í Tilveran fyrir 16 árum, 5 mánuðum
okeii það er þannig að þegar ég skoða löginn í ipodnum undir artist þá sjást ekki öll lögin þó þau séu með sama artistnum á itunesinu þá sjást kanski bara helmingurinn inná ipodnum og þetta fer geðveikt í taugarnar á mér þegar ég er að finna lögin hvernig lagar maður þetta helvítis rusl:@? ————————————————- ég er ekki í íslenskutíma svo ekki leiðrétta stafsettningarvillur!

Máfarnir (40 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 17 árum, 4 mánuðum
www.blog.central.is/mafagengid

prisonið (4 álit)

í Spenna / Drama fyrir 17 árum, 5 mánuðum
http://tvlinks.50webs.com/ getur horft á 2 seríu hérna

ljóta fólkið! (21 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 17 árum, 5 mánuðum
http://www.blog.central.is/ugly_people Bætt við 29. október 2006 - 19:31 gjöruð svo vel og svarið á síðunni því ég nenni ekki að lesa 100 skilaboð frá eitthverjum fávitum þegar mer gæti ekki verið meira sama

supernova (6 álit)

í Raunveruleikaþættir fyrir 17 árum, 6 mánuðum
er það bara ég eða finnst engum það úrslitin pinu gruggug,fyrst var sagt að ísland og ástralía hefðu slegið eikka met og svo voru toby og magni neðstu

pabbi peytonar (6 álit)

í Sápur fyrir 17 árum, 8 mánuðum
tók einhver eftir því að í fyrstu seríu var það annar leikari sem lék pabba peytonar,þannig að þegar þessi nýji kom fyrst í þessari seríu var ég allveg hver í fjandanum er þetta..

Bozo's Big Beautiful Ass (7 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 17 árum, 11 mánuðum
There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn't know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He asks for the finest room and starts going up the stairs with his female donkey. The manager sees him and asks where he's going with his donkey. “Anywhere I go, she goes.” “I'm sorry, sir,” said the manager, “but you can't take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and...

Viagra Coffee (12 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 17 árum, 11 mánuðum
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, “Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive.” The doctor smiled and said, “Have you tried to give him Viagra?” The lady frowned. “Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache,” she claimed. “Well,” the doctor continued, “Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder....

An APB On God (4 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 17 árum, 11 mánuðum
A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were at their wit's end as to what to do about their sons' behavior. The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so they contacted him, and he agreed to give it...

Bishop And The Ass (7 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 17 árum, 11 mánuðum
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS. The preacher was...

Good for the Heart (8 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 17 árum, 12 mánuðum
A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always had a somewhat lively effect on him. After he met the woman of his dreams, he made the supreme sacrifice and gave them up; he couldn't imagine subjecting his new wife to his beastly emissions. On his birthday, his car broke down, so he called his wife and told her he'd have to walk home. He walked past a cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he was still a couple of miles from home, he figured he could...

Three Explorers Are Captured... (2 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 17 árum, 12 mánuðum
A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were exploring the jungle and were captured by a fierce tribe. As they sit in a hut, awaiting their fate, the chief comes to them and says, “The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die.” The Frenchman says, “I take ze poison.” The chief gives him some poison, the Frenchman says, “Vive la France!” and drinks it down. The...

The Devout Catholic Woman (7 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 17 árum, 12 mánuðum
The Devout Catholic Woman Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies. At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, “At last they're finally together.” A guy sitting in the front row says, “Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?” “I mean her legs!”

The Judge (5 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 18 árum
A judge asks a defendant to please stand. “You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw.” From out in the audience a man shouts, “You lying bastard!” “Silence in the court!” the judge shouted back. He turns to the defendant again and says, “You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel.” “You goddamned tightwad!” blurted the spectator. “Quiet!” yelled the judge. “You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill.” “You cheap son of a…” the...

Final Exam Failure (6 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 18 árum
Last semester I took macroeconomics and didn't have a clue what I was doing (as cited on the final exam). There were 80 multiple choice questions. For some reason I decided to play the game of probability and choose the letter “A” for everything. In that game, the only thing probable was that I failed. The following day, the professor asked to see me after class. “Is everything okay?” “Sure,” I said, “why? ”Well, here's your test,“ he said and handed me a piece of paper that was covered with...

explosm í lagi aftur (9 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 18 árum
það voru eikkað að serverinum en það er komið aftur í lag en bara ein myndasaga síðan seinast…

What Do I Look Like? (3 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 18 árum
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?” The husband just looked at his wife and said, “What do I look like, Mr.Plumber?” A few days went by, and he comes home from work and again his wife asks for a favor, ”Honey, the car won't start, I think that it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?“ ”What do I look like,...
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