þú ert fífl. Þú komst með 2 rök sem ALLIR sem kunna ekki að koma með rök koma með.

Það er fáránlegt að segja að maður geti ekki gangrýnt söng/gítarleik/dans eða hvað sem er bara útaf því að maður geti ekki gert betur, ég er ekki að þykjast vera Metalsöngvari en mér finnst Dani Filth leiðinlegur. Þetta eru ógeðslega weak rök. Ég þykist ekki geta betur og það er fáránlegt að segja að ég geti ekki gangrýnt þetta. Þetta er eins og að segja að allir tónlistargagnrýnendur verði að geta sungið og spilað á hljóðfæri betur en tónlistarmennirnir sem viðkomandi gangrýnir. Heimskulegt.

Glataður þýðir ekki að hann sé ekki successful. Þó að hann hafi orðið Sell-out (og þ.a.l. frægari og ríkari) gerir það hann ekki að meiri manni. Þvert á móti.

ah.. vel sagt..

mér er nú eiginlega drullusama hvað þér finnst, ég var bara að setja útá Danni filth sem ég hata og ég get ekki tengt hann við metal. og ef þú lýtur niður til vinstri sérðu að ég og vercetti erum inni á sama tíma

“Og er eithvað að því að setja þetta svona upp eins og ég setti þetta?. Hélt ekki ég setti þetta upp því ég hélt að þú værir einfaldlega that stupit að ég yrði bara brytja þetta niður í búta fyrir þig.”

ef ég væri þú myndi ég nú bara hætta að gera lítið úr sjálfum mér… þetta er svakalega skondið, virðist hafa hitt á einhvern veikan blett hjá þér :D - allavega þú getur hlustað á píkuskrækina í danni filth fyrir mér, gerðu það bara í friði og leifðu mér að gagnrína þann sem ég vil…

101 Rules of Black Metal
1. Don't be gay.
2. Be “true”.
3. All people who aren't “true” are gay.
4. Be grim.
5. Be necro.
6. Be simultaneously grim and necro if at all possible.
7. Break things while being grim and necro.
8. Don't have fun at concerts. Stand around with arms crossed.
9. Repeat all above while denouncing organized religion in any form.
10. Never ever, EVER under ANY circumstances…
11. …Listen to Peccatum.
12. When someone asks you if you enjoy the music of Mayhem, point out that you only enjoy the music of “the true” Mayhem. Maniac is gay.
13. Don't play with fuzzy things, excepting that by “play” you mean “burn”.
14. Don't be Dani Filth.
15. Never, ever, under any circumstances utter the phrase “Kenny G slams, man.”
16. Don't be Dani Filth.
17. When your mom tells you to take out the garbage tell her that you're too metal to remove refuse.
18. Don´t pronounce words that silly as Attila did on Mayhem´s “DeMysterriis…” (Fffffuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeerrrrrrrrraaaaal Fog)
19. Sodomize a virgin whore.
20. Sodomize anything that is not male. (Fuzzy things look out!)
21. Make sure your album goes out of print about 3years after its release… so it becomes ‘cult’.
22. When in doubt, say “True Norwegian Black Metal!”
23. If that doesn't work, blast beats can fill any silence.
24. Turn any cross you find upside-down.
25. Nipple twisting is not a black metal activity..
26. Write a cult, underground, grim and necro zine. Feature only interviews with bands no one has heard of, even “true” blackmetallers.
27. Never ever, EVER, EVER be open-minded.
28. Never write songs less than 15 minutes long and containing less than15adjectives in the title.
29. a) paint face. b) go in woods. c) act like a troll.
30. Don't be Mortiis (or Dani Filth).
31. Don't wear white shoes after Labor Day.
32. Don't make jokes only your mom would get.
33. Don't make jokes.
34. When in doubt, scowl with eyes down turned.
35. Don't eat Marshmellow Peeps.
36. To producers of black metal albums: remember…no low end! If it doesn't hurt to listen to, it can't be “true”.
37. Make sure that no less than half of the musicians on your album are “session” members.
38. When in concert, always growl names of songs so that they are imperceptible. This will ensure that anyone who doesn't have your “cult” LP won't get it.
39. Never play live.
40. When getting ready to go to a show, completely forget that the other people there are not going to the show to look atyou.
41. Use barbed wire whenever possible. (Note: this assists in being both “necro” and “grim”.)
42. When asked by a non true BMer what BM is, say something like, “BM is the raw essence of pure black evil in man”, in anycase, make sure that by the conversations end, the other person still has no idea what black metal is.
43. Drive one of your band members to suicide, and claim he died because of the “mainstream” “infecting” the “scene”.
44. Reform with “old members” and release an album intended to produce commercial success.
45. When it flops say that you meant it to fail cause anything less wouldn't be “true”.
46. Have a side project. Ensure that all other members of your band also have side projects.
47. Fill out the other slots in your other member's side projects as “session” musicians.
48. Record everything in the same studio with the same producer/instruments/equipment/etc.
49. Make sure your album cover never consists of more than three colors (color options allowed: grey, black, white).
50. Publicly state that your band is “non-religious”, then use the word “Satan” over 400 times on your one-song thirty-minute album.
51. Never stuff your shoes to make them appear puffy and avoid the wearing of backwards baseball caps if at all possible. Red ones in particular.
52. Insist that music should never progress and that it should still sound the same way it did 9 friggin years ago.
53. Never say “friggin”.
54. Never finish anything you start.
55. The word “Hail” is the only appropriate greeting whenever greeting someone “true”.
56. If feeling especially true on a given occasion, try “Infernal Hails”.
57. All logos must include illegible writing and at least one inverted cross and/or pentagram. This is non-negotiable.
58. When referring to sex with a Metal Chick use only the terminology “sticking my clouded frost-spire into her gates of attrition”.
59. Design complex logo for your grim black metal band on binder paper in the middle of math class.
60. Accept every interview you're offered… then pretend that you really don't enjoy being interviewed.
61. Thoroughly enjoy Star Trek: The NextGeneration.
62. Wait… scratch that last one. (See rule 1)
63. Never divulge to any outsiders the Exact Day of the Divine Arrival of the Massive Hoof. Instead, inform them that they should be ready to suck the Dark Lord's greasy @#%$ at any time.
64. Use the phrase “suck the dark lord's greasy@#%$” whenever possible.
65. If you ever find that you have somehow become a member of Hecate Enthroned, be sure to piece together a music video of scrap footage of yourself walking around in the woods at night looking evil. Only, instead of being night make sure it's the middle of the@#%$ day, and instead of looking evil, look dorky instead. (See also: rule1)
666. Own hundreds of black metal albums, demos and bootlegs. Listen to approximately 8 of them regularly.
67. Humping a ceramic Virgin Mary in front of your uncle's house is not “pimping it” (unless you tell her you're done then blow in her face like a shotgun when she turns around).
68. Refrain from using keyboard smilies when communicating via the Internet. Single acceptable smiley: -(
69. Why isn't the word “Northern” in your album title yet!? Get to it! Amateurs…
70. Spelling things correctly is neither grim nornecro.
71. Norsk Arysk Blak Metal! Rahhh!!
72. No matter where you're from, pretend you're from Norway and therefore ‘true’.
73. Don't be Dani Filth. (I think that's clear)
74. All pets you own now will henceforth be known as “Crucifier”. Any pets you own in the future will also be known as “Crucifier”.
75. True black metaller: “Many of our dark hymns are influenced by the mighty Tolkien… You have not read the works of Tolkien!? Nerd. Wait a minute… It appears I am the nerdy one after all!”
76. @#%$, I'm talking to myself again.
77. Norsk Arysk Blak Metal! Rahhh!!
78. That's better, on with the interview!
80. Create inverted crosses in all possible instances. Suggested tools: Drum sticks, twigs, pool cues, pencils, etc. (See also “clouded frost spire”)
81. Profess publicly that you are a Satanist and add that you are in touch with Norway's ancient Pagan past. Pretend that somehow those two facts make sense in conjunction.
82. Stick your dick in the mashed potatoes.
83. Don't make Beastie Boys references.
84. Don't make references.
85. Satanus. Huh huh huhuhuhuh.
86. Huhuhuhuhuhuhuh.
87. If possible, design the title of your album so that it consists of three completely unrelated words. Dimmu Borgir are the master of this (i.e.Enthrone Darkness Triumphant, Spiritual Black Dimensions, Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia, Godless Savage Garden) but you mayalso want to refer to Immortal's “Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism”.
88. As we all know, women have no place in the homoerotic world of black metal, but if your girl friend still won't stop bugging you about wanting to be involved in your band, give her a lame spoken word part orsomething.
89. Never form a band containing you, your wife and/or girlfriend, and some gay looking guy. (See also: rule 11)
90. Go to bed when your mom tells you to.
91. If it's rare, it must be good. Order itimmediately.
92. I will not add that as it is not metal enough.
93. Are you metal enough to be reading this?
94. Own every Darkthrone release. Listen to exactly none of them.
95. Own cult-as-@#%$ shirts of bands you not only own no releases of, but also haven't even heard.
96. Use the phrase “cult-as-@#%$” wheneverpossible.
97. Attempt to randomly throw the word “@#%$”during random segments of your songs. (Kindly refer to Attilla's work on DeMysteriis DomSathanas.)
98. In order to make your recording more incomprehensible and therefore more “cult”, be sure to either select a singer who has only a tenuous grasp on the language to be sung. (Acceptable languages: Norwegian, Latin, Orcish.)
99. I'll tell you what your album lay out needs…Some titties.
100. And you know what else? How long since you acted like a troll? Pickup that makeup and fight, soldier!
101. You mean to tell me you read this whole thing when you could have been prancing about in the forest with an axe? For shame! For shaaaaame!!

okey, dani filth dæmið kemur fyrist í 14., óþarfi að vera með einhverjar ásakanir og leiðindi…