[b] Ash:[/b] What are you? Are you me? 
[b] Evil Ash:[/b] Whad are do? Are do be? HAHAHAHAHAH! You sound like a jerk! 
[b] Ash:[/b] Why ya doin' this, huh? 
[b] Evil Ash:[/b] Oh, you wanna know? 'Cause the answer's easy! I'm BAD Ash... and you're GOOD Ash! You're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! 
[begins to sucker-punch Ash] 
[b] Evil Ash:[/b] Goody little TWO-SHOES! Goody little TWO-SHOES! HEHEHEHEHE! 
[honk honk honk] 
[b] Evil Ash:[/b] GOODY LITTLE TWO-SHOES! GOODY LITTLE... 
[b] Ash:[/b] [cocks shotgun and points it under Evil Ash's nose] 
[nods head and shoots him] 
[b] Ash:[/b] I ain't that good.