Happynes
an original screenplay concept
by Negotiator

War movie: A war hardened soldier teams up with an alcoholic ex-CIA agent to save the earth from aliens. In the process they play Russian roulette with a nun. By the end of the movie they beat up 4 cars and end up winning the admiration of their 3rd grade teacher, living happily ever after.
Think Die Hard meets Goonies.
KV