Mundi ekki neitt þannig að ég posta bara quotes sem hafa komið inná ‘tilvitnanir’
Algren: Sergeant Gant, report to the rear and see to the disposition of the supply trains. [Gant does not move, but continues loading his rifle]
Algren: Sergeant Gant, did you hear my order?
Zebulon Gant: I did indeed, sir.
Algren: Good, then you will obey it. Now!
Zebulon Gant: No disrespect intended, sir, but shove it up your ass.
The Last Samurai (2003)
Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
- Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2005)
Ponton: He was found dead.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Was it fatal?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: How fatal?
Ponton: Um, completely.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I want to talk to him now!
Ponton: But,he is dead.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Ahh.
- The Pink Panther (2006)
Stewie Griffin: Let me tell you something *Nessa,* a bullet sounds the same in every language. So stick a fucking sock in it, you cow.
- Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005)
Perry Van Shrike: Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry Lockhart: A picture of me?
Perry Van Shrike: No! The definition of idiot. Which you are!
- Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Sergeant Ernie Savage: Beautiful morning, Sergeant!
Sergeant Major Basil Plumley: What are you a fucking weatherman now?
- We Were Soldiers (2002)
Lenny: Looks like somebody's home.
Teddy: That thing's been here for years.
Lenny: What are you talking about, these tracks are only a few days old.
Teddy: Tracks? What are you, Pocahontas?
- Memento (2000)
Connor: Jesus. He brought a six-shooter.
Murphy: There's nine bodies, genius.
Connor: What the fuck were you going to do, laugh the last three to death, Funny-Man?
- The Boondock Saints (1999)
Yuri Orlov: You know who's going to inherit the world? Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other.
- Lord of War (2005)
Cooper: Where's Spoon?
Sergeant Harry Wells: There is no Spoon.
- Dog Soldiers (2002)
Rocco: Fucking… What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking… How did you two fucking fucks…
Rocco: [shouts] Fuck!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
- The Boondock Saints (1999)
William Wallace: Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse.
- Braveheart (1995)
Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: Because he dodges bullets, Avi.
- Snatch (2000)
[Reading what McClane wrote on the dead terrorist's shirt]
Hans Gruber: “Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.”
- Die Hard (1988)
Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
- Airplane! (1980)
Derek Zoolander: Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
- Zoolander (2001)
Douglas “Swish” Reemer: Your bed is over here. [indicates a dog bed]
Kenny “Squeak” Scolari: Dude, that is so fuckin' weak! How am I supposed to get a chick in that?
Joseph R. Cooper: Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.
Kenny “Squeak” Scolari: Yeah I could.
Douglas “Swish” Reemer: No. Dude, you're a little bitch!
Kenny “Squeak” Scolari: I am not! I don't even know why I hang out with you guys, anyway.
Joseph R. Cooper: ‘Cause you’re a piece of shit.
Kenny “Squeak” Scolari: I am not a piece of shit!
Douglas “Swish” Reemer: Yeah, but you're a little bitch.
Kenny “Squeak” Scolari: Goddammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times… I'm outta here!
aahhh þetta tók sinn tíma :P