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Memorable Quotes - Eftirminnilegar tilvittnanir

Hér eru nokkrar uppáhalds “tilvitnanir” sem ég elska úr myndum.

The Last Boy Scout:
Billy Cole: Ain't life a bitch?

Officer: Good morning gentlemen. Is there a problem?
Milo: Yes, officer. As a matter of fact there is a problem. Apparently there are too many bullets in this gun.

Mike Mathews: She's good, Joe. She rates a three on my finger scale. That means I'd cut off three of my fingers if God would let me fuck her.

American Beauty:
Carolyn Burnham: Are you trying to look unattractive?
Jane: Yes.
Carolyn Burnham: Well, congratulations. You've succeded admirably.

Carolyn Burnham: Uh, who's car is that out front?
Lester Burnham: Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!

Lester Burnham: Smile! You're at Mr. Smiley's

Lester Burnham: It's okay. I wouldn't remember me either.

Carolyn Burnham: Fuck me, your majesty!

Clerks:
Randal Graves: My mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad.

Silent Bob: You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of ‘em just cheat on you.

Low I.Q. Video Customer: Do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie last year?

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb :
President Merkin Muffley: You can’t fight in here, this is the War Room!

General “Buck” Turgidson: Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

Major T. J. “King” Kong: Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today's codes?

The godfather:
Fabrizio: In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.

Michael Corleone: My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator.
Kay Adams: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed!
Michael Corleone: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's “sorry this” and “forgive me that” and “I'm not worthy”…

Empire Records:
Damn the man

Ég gæti haldið áfram endalaust
Endilega komið með eftirmynnilegustu “Quotes-in” ykka

Gandalfur fyrir 22 árum, 7 mánuðum

“You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her. That's what he does. That's all he does! You can't stop him! He'll wade through you, reach down her throat, and pull her fucking heart out!” - Kyle Reese (The Terminator)

“I ain't gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your fucking brains in.”
“Honey! I'm home!” - Jack Nicholson, the Shining

“Yippee Kiyay, motherfucker.” - Die Hard

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Gandalfur fyrir 22 árum, 7 mánuðum

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
- Hal, 2001: A Space Odyssey

Dave, I can see you're very upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over.
- Hal, 2001

Dave, my mind is going… I can feel it… I can feel it… I'm afraid…
- Hal, 2001

With Major Lawrence, mercy is a passion. With myself, it is merely good manners. You may judge which motive is the more reliable.
- Prince Feisal, Lawrence of Arabia

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[Notanda eytt] fyrir 22 árum, 7 mánuðum

[A gun goes off at the football game.]
Hot Lips: Oh my God! They've shot him!
Henry Blake: Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop! It's the end of the quarter!
M*A*S*H (1970)

Wayne: How about some Bohemian Rhapsody?
Garth: Good call
Wayne's World (1992)+

[Batman dangles a mugger over the side of a building.]
Mugger: Don't kill me, man - don't kill me!
Batman: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
Mugger: Who are you?!
Batman: I'm Batman.
Batman (1989)

Red: [narrating] Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of shit and came out cleen on the other side.

Ellis Boyd “Red” Redding: You're gonna fit right in. Everyone in here is innocent. Heywood, what're you in here for?
Heywood: Didn't do it. Lawyer fucked me.
The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

Sarah Connor: 3 billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent two Terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the human resistance, John Connor, my son. The first Terminator was sent to strike at me in the year 1984. It failed. The second was set to strike at John himself when he was still a child. As before, the resistance was able to send a lone warrior, a protector for John. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

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[Notanda eytt] fyrir 22 árum, 7 mánuðum

[Henry Jones hits Indiana Jones (His son) in the head with a vase when Indy barges through a window, then realize its Indiana ]
Henry Jones: Sorry about the head but I thought that you were one of them.
Indiana Jones: Dad, they come in through the doors!
Henry: Ha, good point.

Man ekki eftir fleirri… kemur á eftir…

IndyJones

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wbdaz fyrir 22 árum, 7 mánuðum

Dogma:
“Don´t run”
:D

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Gauos fyrir 22 árum, 7 mánuðum

Úr kvikmyndinni The Terminator

Superintendent: Hey, buddy, you got a dead cat in there or what?
[The Terminator visualizes a list of possible responses to get rid of him.]
Terminator: Fuck you, asshole.

-

[The Terminator is loading a rifle in the shop]
Pawn Shop Clerk: You can't do that!
The Terminator: [shooting him] Wrong!

Mortal men doomed to die!

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sigzi fyrir 22 árum, 7 mánuðum

My Name is Maximus Decimus Meridis, general of army of the North, father of a murderd son, husband of a murded wife, and i will have my vengance in this life or the next.

Örugglega eitthvað götótt, skirfaði eftir minni.
Annars eru þúsundir skemmtilegra og eftirminnilegra kvóta sem ég man ekki eftir.

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RoMpEr fyrir 22 árum, 7 mánuðum

Ég veit að þetta er ekki út bíómynd en ég verð bara að koma þessu að.

'The X-files'

Cigarette-Smoking Man: Life is like a box of chocoloates, a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift no one ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat during the game. Sure, once in a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee, but it's gone too soon and the taste is fleeting. In the end you're left with nothing but broken bits of hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but useless brown paper wrappers.

En síðan koma bíómyndirnar (örsmátt brot af flottum setningum),

Much Ado About Nothing

Benedick: “She speaks poniards, and every word stabs!”

The Matrix

Neo: What is the Matrix?

Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead… only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.

Moulin Rouge!

Zidler: She said you make her feel “like a virgin.”
Duke of Worcester: Like a… virgin?
Zidler: Touched for the very first time!

Zidler: [singing] Spectacular spectacular! / No words in the vernacular / Can describe this rare event. / You'll be struck dumb with wonderment! / (Returns are fixed at ten percent / Which you'll agree is excellent.)

Bara svona örsmátt brot af öllum þeim snilldarsetningum sem koma fram í bíómyndum.

RoMpE

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Janelane fyrir 22 árum, 7 mánuðum

Eins og mannom benti hérna á fyrir ofan þá er: “Damn the man! Save the Empire!” auðvitað bara snilld. Það eru alveg hellings af quotes í Empire Records sem eru bara pjúra snilld. Eins og til dæmis:

Lucas: Mitchell is the man , Joe.
Joe: Yeah, and the man calls all the shots.
Lucas: Damn the man.

Lucas: Joe, I think it's gonna be okay.
Joe: What makes you think that?
Lucas: Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear!

A.J.: What's with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from the Karate Kid. What's with you today?
Lucas: What's with today today?

Lucas er auðvitað ekkert nema bara snilldar persóna og ef þið horfið á ræmuna takið vel eftir því sem hann segir.. eiginlega allt sem vellur upp úr honum eru gullmolar.
Enjoy!

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Roland fyrir 22 árum, 7 mánuðum

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb :
Einhver hermaður: Ok, but you have to answer to the coka cola company.

p1mp.Roland

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nino fyrir 22 árum, 7 mánuðum

Godfather I:
“Today I settled all Family business, so don't tell me you're innocent, Carlo.”

Godfather II:
Vito C. ungur og segir í fyrsta sinn, “I'll make an offer he don't refuse.”

“Fredo, you're nothing to me now; not a brother, not a friend. I don't want to know you, or what you do.”

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JReykdal fyrir 22 árum, 7 mánuðum

Hérna koma nokkrar setningar úr hinni ómældu snilld Fight Club. Þær koma í engri séstakri röð og ætti í raun allt handritið að vera þarna fyrir neðan :)

Tekið frá www.imdb.com

Narrator: This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

[after vigorous sex with Tyler Durden]
Marla Singer: I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!

Boss: Is that your blood?
Narrator: Some of it, yeah.

Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

Tyler Durden: You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Narrator: [While brutally beating Angel Face] I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.

Narrator: With a gun barrel stuck between your teeth, you only speak in vowels.

Bwah! Of margar! kíkið bara sjálf
http://us.imdb.com/Quotes?0137523

JReykdal

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Jarlaxle fyrir 22 árum, 7 mánuðum

Ég verð að henda inn nokkrum úr Army of Darkness. Evil Dead framhaldsmyndinni.

“Ash: Shop smart, shop, S-Mart”

“Ash: Your only leading two things here Jack and shit. And Jack just ran out of town”

“Ash: First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.”

"Ash: [to the Witch] Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!“

”Demon Lady: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Come get some.“

”Ash: Hail to the king, baby"

Þessi mynd er bara frábær. Bruce Campell er bara frábær í þessari nettu B-mynd sem gerist í Englandi á miðöldum en er tekin upp í eyðimörk Kaliforníu =)

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Nemesis fyrir 22 árum, 7 mánuðum

Evil Dead: Army of Darkness
Ash: This is my boomstick (þið hljótið að vita hvað það er)

Saving Private Ryan:
Wade: Reiben, shit think about the poor bastards mother
Reiben: I've got a mother, the sarge has got a mother, hell…….even the Captain has got a mother……(löng bið) Ok maybe not the captain, but the rest of us have got mothers.

Cable Guy (að mínu mati mjög vanmetin mynd):
Cable Guy: Just wanted to hang out SSSteven, no big deal.

Scarface:
Tony Montana: Say hello to my leetle friend

Lord of the Rings (já hún er ekki komin út en ég get bara ekki staðist mátið):

Boromir: There is evil there that does not sleep

Gandálfur: YOU….SHALL NOT…..PASS!!!!!!

Arwen: If you want him, COME AND CLAIM HIM.
Aragorn: you have my sword, Legolas: and my bow, Gimli: and my axe.

Full Metal Jacket:
Joker: Is that you John Wayne,…….is that me.

Það eru mikið fleiri setningar en einmitt núna dettur mér ekkert í hug.
ENJOY. :)

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[Notanda eytt] fyrir 22 árum, 7 mánuðum

President Marshall: Get of my plane!
-Air Force one 1997

The Terminator: I´ll be back!
-The Terminator 1984

Indiana Jones: Ha ha ha, nice try Lao Che (Indy closes the airpalne door and it´s marked with “Lao Che”)

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Daredevil fyrir 22 árum, 7 mánuðum

see you next wednesday…

http://s65.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=38Q2J0ZL7C0U301GU2JMHMX2EN

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[Notanda eytt] fyrir 22 árum, 6 mánuðum

Monty Python er óþrjótandi uppspretta snilldartilvitna:

“And now for something completely different”(1971)

British Soldiers: Wenn ist das Nurnstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Feierhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
[fyndnasti brandari í heimi, þýddur yfir á þýskur og notaður í hernaði...]

“Monty Python and the holy Grail”(1975)

Black Knight: Have at you!
Arthur: You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oh, had enough eh?
Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have.
Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound!

French Knight: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called “Arthur King,” you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

King of Swamp Castle: When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Son, the strongest castle in all of England.

“Life of Brian” 1979

Reg: If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans.
Brian: I do!
Reg: Oh yeah, how much?
Brian: A lot!
Reg: Right, you're in.

Suicide Squad Leader: We are the Judean People's Front crack suicide squad! Suicide squad, attack! [they all stab themselves] That showed ‘em, huh?

Brian: You are all individuals!
The Crowd: We are all individuals!
Brian: You have to be different!
The Crowd: Yes, we are all different!
Small lonely voice: I’m not!

“Monty Python's The Meaning of Life” (1983)

Father: The mill's closed. There's no more work. We're destitute.
Children: Ohhhhh.
Father: I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for medical experiments.

Priest at boarding school: Oh, Lord. You're so BIG. So awfully huge. We're all really impressed down here, I can tell you!

Maitre d': Good evening sir and how are we today?
Mr. Creosote: Better.
Maitre d': Better?
Mr. Creosote: Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.

þetta er bara lítið brot af snilldinni…

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[Notanda eytt] fyrir 22 árum, 6 mánuðum

Var að horfa á Holy Grail í gær, alger snilld. Sérstaklega atriðið þegar verðirnir sjá John Cleese vera að koma og hann er alltaf jafn langt frá þeim. Þangað til allt í einu!!!

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Dirtyyboy fyrir 22 árum, 6 mánuðum

Sá einu sinni mynd með Peter O´Toole, þar sem hann leikur geðveikan aðalsmann sem heldur að hann sé guð.
Hann er spurður að því hvernig hann veit að hann sé guð og hann svarar eftirfarandi:

When I pray, I find that I´m the only one listening.

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lilbitch fyrir 22 árum, 6 mánuðum

“I like to cut women to pices, did you know I´m utterly insane?” Christian Bale sem Patrick Bateman í American Phsyco.

Þess má geta að ég er ekki kynþáttahatari, ég hata alla jafnt.

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reverend fyrir 22 árum, 6 mánuðum

Ég var að horfa á Ficht Club(í svona 50.skipti). Hér er Skemtilegast frasinn ever.

It is not enough to stick feathers upp your ass and call you chicken

Snilld, snilld, snilld, osfosf

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[Notanda eytt] fyrir 22 árum, 6 mánuðum

Nánast hver einasta lína eftir Monty Python er snilld… …mér fannst frábaert thegar John Cleese kom med svolítid af eigin húmor í James Bond thegar hann var ad fara yfir BMW-inn. “…and most importantly, six cupholders” (eda einhvernveginn svona.)
Úr Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail:

Armaments, chapter two, versus nine to twenty-seven: And the lord spake, saying: First shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count. Neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number to be reached, then [---] thou the Holy Handgrenade of Atioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Amen.

The Last Boy Scout:
“Was that C-4?”
“Either that or a major factory recall.”

Og svo úr The Rock:
Mason- “Are you ready?”
Goodspeed. “I'll do my best.”
Mason- “Your best? Loosers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom-queen.
Goodspeed. ”Carla was the prom-queen.“
Mason- ”Really?"
Goodspeed. [heldur byssuna] “Yeah…”

Og einhver mest Kewl raeda ever:
"…And dying in your beds, many years from now… Would you be willing to trade all the days from this day do that for one chance- Just one chance! -to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives.. but they'll never take our freedom!!!

–Tyrael–

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bogus fyrir 22 árum, 6 mánuðum

Úr They live eftir Carpenter:

Maður gengur inn í banka með haglabyssu sér vondu kallana og segir:
“ I have come here to kick some ass and chew some bubblegum, and i'm all out of bubblegum”

Úr Boondock Saints:

Shephards we are (að mig minnir)
Shepherds We shall be
For thee my lord for thee;
Power has descended forth from thy hand;
My feet shall swiftly carry out thy command;
And flow like a River Forth unto thee;
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nòmine Patris, et Fìlii, et Spìritus Sancti.

Take the money and run:

Sálfræðingur: Do you think sex is dirty ?
Woody Allen: Well, if its done right!!!

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sjoefn7 fyrir 22 árum, 6 mánuðum

Ég segi nú bara ekki neitt, allar mínar tilvitnanir eru komnar fyrir ofan.

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Iceberg fyrir 22 árum, 6 mánuðum

Hannibal: I´m having an old friend for dinner

Hannibal: Well, hello Clarice

Monthy Python´s The holy grale

Black Sir Night: None shall pass

Burn her, Burn the witch

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