\“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die
I want to go where they went.\” -
Will Rogers

\“Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike
people, who are incapable of pure love and always
have to mix love and hate.\” -
Sigmund Freud

\“The reason a dog has so many friends is that he
wags his tail instead of his tongue.\” -

\“Dogs need to sniff the ground; it\'s how they keep abreast
of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper,
containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items,
which, if they are especially urgent,are often
continued in the next yard.\” -
Dave Barry

\“Anybody who doesn\'t know what soap tastes
like never washed a dog.\” -
Franklin P. Jones

\“If your dog is fat, you aren\'t getting enough exercise.\” -

\“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn
around three times before lying down.\” -
Robert Benchley

\“No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture
unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in
the conversation.\”
- Fran Lebowitz

\“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members
of a weird religious cult.\”
- Rita Rudner

\“My dog is worried about the economy because
Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That\'s almost $21.00 in dog money.\”
- Joe Weinstein

\“Don\'t accept your dog\'s admiration as conclusive
evidence that you are wonderful.\”
- Ann Landers

\“There is no psychiatrist in the world like
a puppy licking your face.\”
- Ben Williams

\“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you
more than he loves himself.\”
- Josh Billings

\“The average dog is a nicer person than
the average person.\”
- Andrew A. Rooney

\“Outside of a dog, a book is probably man\'s best friend;
inside of a dog, it\'s too dark to read.\”
- Groucho Marx

\“Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we
come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul – chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we\'re the greatest hunters on earth!\”
-Anne Tyler

\“If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that
certain dogs I have known will go to heaven,
and very, very few persons.\”
- James Thurber

\“Women and cats will do as they please, and men
and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.\”
- Robert A. Heinlein

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