Þið afsakið kork númer 2, en mér fannst þetta nógu gott til að verðskulda annan kork.

So a biologist, chemist, and physicist are walking along the beach. The biologist turns and faces the ocean, curious about the sea creatures beneath. He slowly walks into the water, and does not return.

The physicist stares off into the ocean, mesmerized by the waves. He tells the chemist that he must swim out to investigate this phenomenon, and swims out into the ocean, never to return.

The chemist looks out curiously into the sea and pulls out his notepad. He writes down, “the biologist and physicist are soluble.”
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an engineer is sitting on a park bench when another engineer friend of his rides up on a new bike. the fist one greets his friend and inquires “nice bike, where did you get it?”

the second engineer replies “actually, it's an interesting story. a beautiful woman rode up to me on it, got off, tore off her clothes and said ‘take what you want’”

to which the first engineer replies “good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit anyway”
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Okay, a physicist, a engineer and a mathematician check into a hotel. During the night the room that the physicist is in catches fire. He quickly grabs the fire extinguisher, calculates the correct angle to aim it, and extinguishes the fire, and goes back to sleep. A few minutes later, the engineer's room catches fire. The engineer then methodically sweeps the room with the fire extinguisher, and puts out the fire and then goes to sleep. A few minutes later the mathematician's room catches fire. He looks at the fire, and looks around. He sees the fire extinguisher, and goes back to sleep, assured by the fact that the problem in his room has a solution.
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Once upon a time, there was a far away land, which was ruled by a very evil king. One day, a wizard wrote a book about a far away land which was ruled by a very evil king. The king read this book and sent for the wizard to be taken away.
Before the wizard could be taken away, he cursed the king with the worst curse he could think of. He shouted, “King, I bestow you……WITH A TIME LOOP!”
A few days later, the king was sitting in his throne room when all of a sudden a pole comes out of nowhere and hits him on the head then dissapears. This caused all the neurons in the king's brain to send random signals all over the place. From these signals came a pattern, which formed an idea.
The king had remembered that due to Einstein's theory of relativity, nothing is faster than the speed of light. The king had also remembered that this was based on linear motion and that he had been reading books on angular motion earlier. He figured that if he built a pole long enough, by pushing on one end, he could make the other end travel faster than the speed of light.
He ordered his royal servants to build such a pole and it took them two months to complete. The king slowly approached the pole, realizing that if he succeeds, there will be a rip in the space time continuum. The king decided to take the chance and he pushed against one end of the pole and two months earlier as the king was sitting in his throne room, a pole came out of nowhere and hit him on the head, then dissapeared.