Men are like…..Horoscopes.
>> They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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>> Men are like…..Lawn Mowers.
>> If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
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>> Men are like…..Lava lamps.
>> Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
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>> Men are like…..Laxatives.
>> They irritate the shit out of you.
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>> Men are like…..Mascara.
>> They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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>> Men are like…..Mini skirts.
>> If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
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>> Men are like…..Noodles.
>> They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
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>> Men are like…..Plungers.
>> They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
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>> Men are like…..Popcorn.
>> They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
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>> Men are like…..Placemats.
>> They only show up when there's food on the table.
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>> Men are like…..Snowstorms.
>> You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how
>> long he will last.
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>> Men are like…..Used Cars.
>> Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
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>> Men are like…..Vacations.
>> They never seem to be long enough.
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>> Men are like…..Weather.
>> Nothing can be done to change either one of them.