Men are like……Bananas.
>> The older they get, the less firm they are.
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>> Men are like…..Bank Accounts.
>> Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
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>> Men are like…..Bike helmets.
>> Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY
>>
>> Men are like…..Blenders.
>> You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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>> Men are like…..Cement.
>> After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
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>> Men are like….Chocolate Bars.
>> Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
>>
>> Men are like…..Coffee
>> The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
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>> Men are like…..Commercials.
>> You can't believe a word they say.
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>> Men are like…..Computers
>> Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
>>
>> Men are like…..Coolers.
>> Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
>>
>> Men are like….Copiers.
>> You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
>>
>> Men are like…..Curling irons.
>> They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
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>> Men are like…..Government bonds.
>> They take so long to mature.
>>
>> Men are like…..High heels.
>> They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.